objects gimme kisses

this is my treating-objects-as-people blog! i’m auposic and objectum. i’m attracted to objects in practically every way: sexually, romantically, (queer)platonically, familial-ly, the works! i’m pretty into plushes and toys so many of my experiences center those objects. i interact from @prince-alex3

[lovepuppyplush]

Cinnamoroll by Build a Bear!

[strangecranes]

Not ok bc I started reading this thing by the drill manufacturer where they talked abt their yellow colour as follows

Gross sweating, I feel all tingly from reading a canon description of that calibre, oh boy

[strangecranes]

also not normal abt this description

I’m going to die

[spitegoblin]

[bubobubosibericus]

A bad workman blames his tools a good workman names them is a sentence I will now introduce to my vocabulary

[objectlovingobject]

Some more memes uwu

Also im using 'normal' in like. A personal way, im not trying to imply objectum is abnormal(not that abnormality is bad) :3

[pickled-sock]

objectum ppl how do u feel about the objects from dhmis

[mlm-plushum]

I love them. Funny little objects with cartoon faces and limbs are lovely. Bonus points for the fact they are a normal object that then comes to life

[fangednferal]

Objectumflux

Objectumflux is a objectum identity in which someone fluctuates between being objectum, not being objectum, and everything inbetween or outside the spectrum!

Etymology:

Objectum which means someone who has an attraction/bond, in some way, to objects; and also believe they can be/are sentient beings (i.e. thinking they have a soul, thinking they have emotions and thoughts, etc.)

flux which means fluctuating

Pronunciation:

/ˈɑb.d͡ʒɛktʌm/ - /flʌks/

ob ject uhm - fluh x

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[remaking-the-archive]

[Plain Text: Objectumflux

Objectumflux is a objectum identity in which someone fluctuates between being objectum, not being objectum, and everything inbetween or outside the spectrum!

Etymology:

Objectum which means someone who has an attraction/bond, in some way, to objects; and also believe they can be/are sentient beings (i.e. thinking they have a soul, thinking they have emotions and thoughts, etc.)

flux which means fluctuating

Pronunciation:

/ˈɑb.d͡ʒɛktʌm/ - /flʌks/

ob ject uhm - fluh x /End PT]

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[loveydoveylex]

i love the overlap between the selfship and objectum communities. just the inherent concept of falling in love with something technically incapable of reciprocating your feelings, something technically lifeless, technically inanimate, but giving so much life to it that that fact becomes rendered insignificant. because you couldn't care any less what it "TECHNICALLY" can and can't do, because YOU'VE breathed so much life into it that technicality becomes irrelevant. Love Conquers All i love you selfshippers i love you objectum people <3

[freegameplanet]

It Is As If You Were Making Love is a bizarre little game in which you move your computer’s slider to bring it to climax (after all those visits to PronHub it’s probably the least you can do for your computer!)

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Browser)

[ilovemyputer]

loving a building. looking up at it from the outside and feeling so much smaller but in a good way, in a comforted way. being in the big grand presence of something that takes you inside it, shelters you, watches over you. admiring its architecture, running your hands along its walls. knowing that you’re its favorite of all the people that pass through. walking through your favorite building and feeling loved

[archosaur-automaton]

what's the point of having a computer if you don't get turned on when they make weird little noises. you're basically fondling them all day, of COURSE you're making that beast horny. the least you can do is reciprocate the attraction

[antiqum]

Shiptum

The attraction towards the concept of certain ships. "Ships" referring to the idea of relationships between characters.

Ex: being attracted to the ship jfgogh (like myself:)

This label can be considered a sub-label of conceptum and ficto-.

Term and flag made by Naz

[the-day-would-soon-follow]

Aesthetic bitches are missing out on the joys of objectum. How cute autumn girl core is it to have a crush on a book? Where are my cute school romances with a pair of sneakers? My slow burn falling in love with a crystal skull you inherited? My Taylor Swift backing track hayride with the haytruck you're in love with under the beatiful autumn leaves and sunset? Musician falling in love with his grand piano??? Come on, it's so cute! My crush is a book and it's the sweetest thing ever, objectum folk need more appreciation.

[memorycycle]

me: stop starinf at me your making me nervous *blush* *ghiggle*

stapler on my desk: *unmoving*

[rubybelladonna]

DON’T you ever forget about my fav image in the world

[7062242]

objecto win compilation feel free to add

[windowsaero]

humble additions

[sackboys-moved]

When tech is translucent it’s like lingerie

[taciturnaccordionist-deactivate]

pinup calender but its this bad boy

[jesseengland]

The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

[trans-mouse]

you are literally so so so right you’re the most correct ever