Phoenix

22 year old | he/him Married Cryptid Cottage Goblin Witch with Demonic and Vampirial tendencies.

[mlmcryptidgoblin]

im,,going to make a new tumblr

[jamieaiken919]

everybody go home this is the best tweet of the day

[fishpea]

reposting my kuromelo art from my old acc!

[sheet-masks]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

I actually… love this

[solitarelee]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

i once wrote an entire academic paper with the central thesis of ‘everyone is kind of a dick to Data and it honestly kinda reflect how people treat neurodiverse people, which is also why we neurodiverse people relate to him so hard’

[oboe-youdidnt]

the original post was missing a line, so here’s the full poem!!

[haunted-hideaway]

His poetry is good. Fight me.

[madlori]

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS

“AN ODE TO SPOT” IS FREAKING GENIUS FIGHT ME

[sindri42]

*sniff* that’s beautiful man.

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

pressed antique leaves found in old books 

[dinsintegration]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

basically the tl;dr of that is it’s extremely easy for people to picture and dismiss rural communities as white, straight, cis, and dumb, racist, homophobic, anti-environment, incapable of change, and the “enemy” of progress, because tweeting shit like “just cut off the southern states,” or “why do we let states who can’t read vote lol” is a WHOLE lot easier than observing and admitting to the bigotry, violence, and environmental havoc being wrought in your cute neighborhood with a good school system and an organic grocery store.

It’s scary to know the problem is everywhere, that in a lineup, every other person could be part of a bigger issue that needs to be unpacked an addressed. It’s scary to accept that it’s going to take a lot of work to fix things.

So you identified the problem. It’s those dumb poor people out in the country. Now you just need to assign them damnable qualities that make them inherently deserving of your ire. “Racism” works if you can ignore all the people of color living here. “Homophobia” works if you forget about all the gay people here too. How about “uneducated.” Ignore how access to education is a privilege, not a choice we’re denying. On and on.

Do whatever it takes to make hating us the moral high ground. Don’t think about it.

[valtsv]

gender repeal party

[valtsv]

we all meet up in the woods and release our genders into the wild

[valtsv]

then we hunt them for sport

[keplercryptids]

what reclaiming "queer" means

don't call someone queer if they've explicitly asked you not to

what reclaiming "queer" ALSO means

you're allowed to freely use the word queer to talk about yourself, your perspective and other queer folks, without restriction

you're allowed to talk about queer community

you're allowed to refer to queer literature, art, music, and history under the umbrella "queer"

you're allowed to call fictional characters queer

you're allowed to want people to refer to you as queer (yes, even cishets jfc)

you should never be shamed, harassed or attacked for using the word queer in these contexts, or any context where you're not directly calling someone queer who has asked you not to

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yepperoni]

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

[ladyfl4me]

[galexion]

I’m voting for him

[halfd3af]

[floofycooly]

Some of these are legitimately good takes

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

i’m not linking the book synopsis because i hate her and i don’t want to give anyone the site traffic for her hateful decisions but jk rowling is releasing a book where a cis man dresses as a muslim woman so he can murder people and it’s so cruel and disgusting and blatantly transphobic and islamophobic and fuck jkr and fuck anyone who continues to agree with her violent bigotry or even defend her she’s pushing and monetizing false rhetoric that demonizes incredibly vulnerable groups of people who are exponentially more likely to be murdered than to murder and will do nothing but give bigots license to harm people they see as not conforming to their antiquated and damaging ideas of gender expression and religious dress fuck her so much

[neritess]

think this sounds too exaggerated and out there? it literally isn’t. she is blatantly islamophobic and transphobic

[footnoteinhistory]

Finally an ad relevant to my interests

[your-pal-crow]

Reblog if you'd fuck Mothman

[sevenelevenprophet]

For the name thing- Phoenix and Lestat Please (:

Phoenix: the freshest hotdog on the hot rollers.

Lestat: the hat that says “that bitch” that hangs by the bathrooms.

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[fatsoupy]

me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!

trans person: i like gender tho

me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!

[ebonyheartnet]

Good post OP

[aquarian-sunchild]

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

[antique-scarecrow]

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.