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Rumble: I've taken to sending Pip pictures of tiny little kittens labeled "You" and it's very funny

Pipsqueak: Bullying me!

Rumble:

You

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I am short, fat, and proud of that!

Pipsqueak

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Rainbow Dash: So what's a respectable cut-off for going into a restaurant? Fifteen minutes? Twenty?

Trixie This one time I was out with Starlight and suggested we grab a bite to eat, and because the restaurant was forty minutes to closing, she gave me this look like I insulted her family.

Sunburst: Basically, if there's any chance the staff have already started closing duties, she won't go in. She used to do food service as a teenager, and I quote, "seeing a group of ponies try to sit down while you're in the middle of closing the kitchen makes you want to kill yourself".

Rainbow Dash: Starlight doing food service is a crazy lore drop. Where was it?

Starlight: Sigh. Hay Burger.

Trixie: STARLIGHT WORKED AT HAY BURGER?!?????! The Starlight Glimmer Meal when??

Starlight: Please believe me when I say that I would rather eat glass.

(the sequel)

Rarity: Saw Starlight cleaning her office and I asked if she needed any help, and she just said "I'll be right with you, thanks for your patience", in a tone I have never heard before? Should I be concerned?

Trixie: It's her Customer Service Voice from when she worked at Hay Burger. A couple months ago I was complaining to her about something, and her eyes glazed over and she said "I'm sorry you didn't have a good experience, can I offer you-" and then just slammed her forehead into the wall and nearly broke her horn.

Starlight: It feels like being a sleeper agent, except at completely random times I just turn back into a 15 year old Hay Burger cashier and frankly, they're lucky I haven't sued them for damages to my psyche.

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Trixie: I date a professional happer, and I've realized that I now literally can't sleep until someone infodumps to me for at least thirty minutes

Starlight: Boy, have I got a lot to tell you about kites tonight!

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