mlpweirdthings.☆

just a blog with weird texts/memes but instead is the MLPEG girls.

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Rarijack –> Woody Bo

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Rarity: What would you do…if I died?

Applejack: I would burn this world to the ground and build a castle from the ashes,where I would live alone forever.

Fluttershy, mildly perturbed: Aw, that’s sweet.

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Sunset: Love makes you do stupid things.

Pinkie: I love everthing!

Sunset: Thats explains alot.

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Rainbow dash: Hey, let's do "Get Help."

Applejack: What?

Rainbow dash: "Get help."

Applejack: No.

Rainbow dash: Come on, you love it.

Applejack: I hate it.

Rainbow dash: It's great, it works every time.

Applejack: It's humiliating.

Rainbow Dash: Do you have a better plan?

Applejack: No.

Rainbow dash: We're doing it.

Applejack: No, We are not doing "Get Help."

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Rainbow dash, as the elevator doors open: GET HELP! My friend is dying!

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Sunset: Rainbow, can i talk to you for a minute?

Rainbow Dash: oooh, someone's in trouble!

everyone:

Rainbow Dash: ...it's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Applejack: What does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Sunset: I don't know. I love you so much. Talk to you later.

Applejack: Ok, love you too. I will ask Rarity

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Rarity: S(he) be(lie)ve(d)

Pinkie: sbeve

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Twilight: [smiles]

Pinkie pie: [Put on sunglasses]

Pinkie Pie: I didn't know earth has two suns.

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Rainbow dash: I have conquered my fear of ghosts.

Twilight: That's the spirit!

Rainbow dash: Oh fuck, where?

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Pinkie: I made a friendship bracelet for you!

Sunset: I'm not really a jewelry person.

Pinkie: Oh... then you don't have to wear it-

Sunset: No, back off i'm gonna wear it forever.

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Sweetie Belle: I did a bad thing....

Rarity: Does affect me?

Sweetie Belle: no

Rarity: then suffer in silence.

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Twilight: Sunset, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Sunset: [nervous gay laughter]um......... neat.

[Later]

Sunset, lying face down on her bed: I can’t believe I said neat, Applejack! Nobody even says neat anymore, It’s the goddamn 21st century. It’s not neat to say neat but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!

AJ: Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Rarity confessed to me?

Sunset: Didn’t you thank her?

AJ, staring into the distance: I thanked her.

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AJ: Fluttershy, if Rainbow dash jumped off a cliff, would you?

Fluttershy: [Stares into the distance with a blank expression]

AJ: FLUTTERSHY!

Fluttershy: W-Well... er, it depends.

AJ: DON'T JUMP OFF A CLIFF!

Fluttershy: W-wasn't planning on it!

AJ: But if Rainbow dash did it, would you.....?

Fluttershy: [stares into the distance again]

AJ: FLUTTERSHY!

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power couple

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