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the valley || 24

[ooliecat]

doesn't matter if you're glooby, gay, or dumb. youmatter.

original tweet

[himynameisemail]

[longstoryshort-143]

maybe the evil residents were the friends we made along the way

[mltcp]

also in later news, we are no longer in the valley. huge (literally) moves. and a very loving boyfriend. sweetest guy literally ever. my westley 🤍

[wordx]

the intimacy of “everything feels better when i'm with you”

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[mltcp]

im off tumblr for two days, and i come back to hear that there was a massive ui implementation and then swift removal

i cant even figure out what they did in the first place

[kosmogrl]

snoopy tiramisu call that tiramisnoo

[itsmiffy-deactivated20260325]

leon talking shit and making jokes meanwhile this is grace in all her sections

[yyymmmrrr]

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[wnimdati]

i had a vision....

[zenaida-auriculata]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[treezenith]

We need to get back into reblogging in a big way. Wtfdym the post has 315 notes but only 20 reblogs????

[evviejo]

repeat after me:

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

tumblr is the reblog website

this is not instagram or whatever other like-based social medium, likes don't matter that much, your experience is not shaped by an all-knowing algorithm, but by you and reblogging is the lifeblood of this godforsaken corner of the internet

if you love tumblr and if you want to show your appreciation for the creators of the content here, you reblog

[alluviom]

sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you can tell i'm feeling down rn because i'm not even excited for 9/11 this year. it's like all of the magic has gone out of the holiday

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

what we really need this year to bring the magic back is a good old-fashioned 9/11 miracle

[dragkingandreweldritch]