Can I say something CRAZY...?

Mythea and Mystrade-Fangirl with only nonsense in her head ...It's nice to meet you ...

[erinye]

Persephone, the Destroyer (of bugs) 

inspired by this amazing Tumblr post

[mm-jay]

😆😅

[aleikats]

♪ Your love is scaring me No one has ever cared for me As much as you do ♪

[aleikats]

Seconds later,

Correction: “Dying to see what you look like *in heels*” I noticed I never posted this here lol.  Well ah, it’s a short comic I made months ago for this Nightclub AU that I hadn’t expected to blow up on twitter xD 

[writersisland]

Dialogue prompts for friends teasing someone about their crush on somebody else

“Oh my god, is that… a blush?” “No!! I just… I’m having a fever!”

“Look at me. You are in love, and denial is not suiting you.”

“Oooh, look, it’s your cruuuuush- Ow!” “You deserved that.” “I’m being punished for speaking the truth.”

“Have you talked to your darling yet or are you still pining from afar?”

“Hey, maybe you two could grab a coffee! I had an appointment anyway.” “What the fuck are you doing, no wait, get back— *clears throat* Um. Sorry about my friend.”

“Are you kidding me? Looking at their instagram again?”

“Oh? You have plans? And what would those plans be?” “Oh, I just—” “Ah, don’t even try lying. That smile? You’re meeting up with him, aren’t you?”

“Wow, that was a smile. You never smile. Did they text you or something?”

“Oh wow. New haircut. What, did she tell you she likes brunettes?” “No! I just… wanted a change.” “Mhm.”

“If you stare any more obviously, you might get bulging eyes like those cartoons.”

“It’s not like that, they’re just a—” “Just a friend? Yeah, if they are just a friend I need to buy a friendship bracelet for my freezer, because you look at them the same way I look at ice cream.”

“If I had a knickle every time you said their name, I would have enough to fund your wedding.”

“Can you stop being a dick?” “I’m not being a dick, I am simply deeply entertained by how we have been having the exact same conversations about her for weeks and you still haven’t made a move.”

[kosmogrl]

[unmovedstill]

Peter!!

[talecueprompts]

Friends to Lovers Dialogue Prompts With Quiet Intimacy

⭒ "You always look for me first when something's funny. I don't think you know you're doing it."

⭒ "I know what your silence sounds like when something's wrong. I've been paying that much attention."

⭒ "You called me first. You always call me first."

⭒ "I memorized your face before I understood why."

⭒ "You make room for me without thinking about it. I think about it all the time."

⭒ "Tell me the thing you haven't told anyone else. I already know it won't change how I see you."

⭒ "I don't know when 'my friend' stopped feeling like enough of a word for you."

⭒ "I kept waiting to feel less. It just kept getting worse."

⭒ "You fit next to me like you were always supposed to be there. I'm done pretending that's nothing."

⭒ "I've been practicing not reaching for your hand. I'm terrible at it."

⭒ "You're the only person I'm not exhausted after. I think that's been trying to tell me something."

⭒ "I stopped wanting to leave at some point. I can't tell you exactly when it happened."

⭒ "You've been my favorite person for so long I forgot it was supposed to feel like more than that."

⭒ "I know exactly how you take your coffee and I've never once asked. That means something."

⭒ "You always reach for me in a crowd. You don't even realize you're doing it."

⭒ "The way you trust me quietly without saying it out loud. That's the thing that got me."

⭒ "I don't know how to go back to just being the person who knows you."

⭒ "I've been here longer than you think. I'm not scared of this."

⭒ "You laugh differently around me. I noticed a long time ago and said nothing."

⭒ "I think I've been in love with you at every version of you. That's a lot of versions."

[promptcalender]

Drunken Love Confessions

✦  “I'd never usually be brave enough to say it, so I'll do it now. I'm into you.” ✦  “I'm definitely going to regret this tomorrow, but can I kiss you?”  ✦  “What do you mean? I'm drunk, but I still know who I am and what I want. And what I want is you.” ✦  “Been thinking about this for so long... Usually too much of a coward, but I'm too drunk to remember why I would be.” ✦  “[stumbling into their arms] Whoops, sorry! Oh, it's you... Hey. Look, I fell for you.” ✦  “I may be drunk off cheap cocktails, but around you I am always intoxicated by the sight of you!” ✦  “I'm sorry, 'm such a mess... Just really like you, and... And...” "Ssh, it's okay. We can chat tomorrow. Just try to breathe." ✦  “Wanna know a secret? I have a crush. A big, fat crush. Guess who it's on?” ✦  “[incoherent mumbling]” "Yeah, yeah. Love you too, buddy." “[more intense mumbling]” ✦  “Not sure if tomorrow I'm gonna regret the amount of booze I had, or what I'm about to do.”

[Prompt Calender: February 28th, Open That Bottle Night]

[alinascribblenote]

flirting/suggestive dialogue prompts

"you owe me a kiss"

"keep it, looks better on you anyways"

"admit it, you like fighting with me"

"annoying you is what i'm best at"

"i can tell you want to kiss me right now"

"well, you're trouble, and i'm apparently into that"

"do you even realise what you do to people? to me?"

"are you sure you're not a model? i could swear i've seen your pretty face on some magezine before"

"are you trying to turn me on?"

"i dare you... to kiss me"

"careful, someone might think you actually want me"

"say my name again, it sounds good when you say it like that"

"stop glaring, love, i know you want me"

"i think i deserve a kiss, don't you?"

"what do you think would happen if i kissed you right now?"

"are you checking me out?" - "like a book"

"if you ever need someone to teach you how to make out with someone, i'm always free for you to call"

"don't act innocent, you had me pinned down pretty well last night"

"i've been thinking about you all day, not gonna lie"

"what's your ideal type?" - "you"

"you're quite the troublemaker, sweetheart"

"what a lovely sight to wake up to"

"you look like a dream, love"

"i'm in the mood to tease you today"

"on a scale of one-to-ten, how mad would you be if i kissed you right now?"

"you know you love me"

"who's the most beautiful person you've ever seen?" - "the person who just asked me that question"

"i really like your outfit, too bad it won't leave this room in one piece"

"did anyone ever tell you how hot (colour) makes you look?"

"people keep asking me if you're my boyfriend/girlfriend and i'm loving it"

"you know, wouldn't hurt to give me a try"

"you should totally just lean in and kiss me right now"

"miss me? i know you did"

"if i win this race/competition, i get a kiss. deal?"

[thinwhitedoc]

CARGO | Martin Freeman as Andy Rose

[peartrees]

tumblr should have an ” i feel u” button on posts

[alexaloraetheris]

[silly-moth-123]

This is one of the few posts with more reblogs than likes

[basietta]

[astroneu]

new dumbass drawing because I'm extremely unemployed

[thoughtkick]

“Don’t kill flowers growing inside of you for someone who doesn’t appreciate the way you bloom.”

— Billy Chapata

[shrlckholmes]

[barachiki-deactivated20150525]

[barachiki]

Mycroft calls John out for a secret emergency, something he wishes to get taken care of with some discretion.

[barachiki]

Ok this one I forgot I queued, I made this AGES ago, like when my blog was brand new, and I just made things that made me laugh. The joke is very nonsensical but I love it.

[barachiki]

I’m going through my archives and I STILL think I’m amazingly funny just to myself and nobody else.

I mean… Look.

What the hell does this mean?

I don’t know and I’m still laughing.

[roll3nzz]