Ticket stubs and carnival glass.

If you are looking for consistency, try someone else.

[erinbowbooks]

[sunsetandthemoon]

#an actual comedian 

[blubushie]

i thought australia didnt have water bc its so dry

You're right it doesn't, we import good water genetics from Finland and breed them on water farms to provide water for the Australian population

[robotslenderman]

via @ryttu3k

We literally have rainforests. We have a region called New England because it goes crimson in autumn. The Hunter Valley gets flooded every La Nina and there's huge controversy in Sydney because developers keep building on flood plains. Melbourne is famous for having incredibly touchy weather that changes every five minutes. We have a trail in Tasmania that people won't hike in winter because they WILL die from hypothermia if they aren't completely prepared and very lucky. We have a cyclone season. We once had a cyclone go so far inland it went to Alice Springs - for Americans, imagine a hurricane that starts in Florida and ends up in Iowa.

We're a desert country, yes, but here, in Sydney, we get more rainfall every year than London. During the 2022 La Nina we got more rainfall in a week than London does in a year. A desert country means we get wet seasons. In some parts of Australia that's yearly, in other parts it's a Game of Thrones-esque multi year cycle of wet and dry and we never know in advance how long which part will last, only year by year.

You want to know what the biggest desert in the world is? It's Antarctica. The Sahara isn't the standard for what deserts look like, it's an exception, not the norm. Most deserts are as different from each other as forests, not featureless sand.

We are home to the oldest cultures in the world, who've been here from 40,000 years ago at minimum to up to twice that. They are so old they were here before Australia was mostly desert. They wouldn't have survived if there was no water.

[jimmysea]

I’ve never slept over a friend’s house. It’s the first time I ever visited a friend’s house. I’ve always wanted to try it.LIGHT ON ME (2021)

[blignick]

[teaboot]

BESPOKE

[eylime]

Cat owners are truly so powerful

[gabrielokun]

[only-cat-memes]

[important-animal-images]

@important-animal-images

[tinsnip]

Pokémon evolutions

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a villain famous for “killing” heroes. In reality, heroes come to you to fake their deaths.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Sometimes they try to pay you.

You are posted out by the Hollywood sign tonight, sitting under the frame where the W used to be. It got burnt to a crisp during last week’s big superhero fight. A hero died right where you’re sitting. The whole area’s been closed down until Hero Force can coordinate a recovery effort. Usually it’d be done by now but no one’s willing to touch it until the ash has been completely blown away.

It’s a rule that the world must stand still when a hero dies.

“How much?”

The voice comes from behind you. The lights that illuminate the Hollywood sign are down to hide as much of the scorch marks as possible. You wouldn’t be able to see anything even if you did turn around, so you don’t.

You put some chapstick on, the glide of the balm against your wind chapped lips grounding.

“I said,” the Hero says, voice tightening, “How. Much.”

There’s the sound of gravel crunching now. They’re wearing heavy boots and the scent of fresh blood grows stronger the closer they get. Their breathing is smooth and even which means it’s not their blood.

You put the cap back on your chapstick and tuck it into your leather jacket’s inner pocket. “I don’t take money.”

“Then what do you take?” The Hero rounds the Y and comes into your line of sight. The dark hides most of their features, but you can make out a glittering gold mask and the dull shine of drying blood on their chest plate. Their breathing may be even, but their stance isn’t. They sway in place, back and forth, back and forth. Their arms wrap around their stomach. “I’ve got land. A house. You can have it.”

Keep reading

[mousegirlheart]

please dont leave your fox in the hamper too long or she'll go musty. it's better to put her straight in the washing machine

[mousegirlheart]

she's gonna be nice and clean :)

[goose-shoes]

Ok now what

[mousegirlheart]

okay lemme just

there we go :)

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[theoneandonlyech]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeag

[paisky]

I like guys like you a lot.

[draconym]

I saw the most incredible dog at the farmer's market.

Please everyone guess what this dog's pedigree is. (My guess was incorrect)

[draconym]

This was my guess as well. It is something else.

[draconym]

Congratulations to you!

This is a Dachshund / Samoyed

[draconym]

Yes it was an accidental litter

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[mmastertheone]

That moment when you see a scene and go, “I have seen that place before”

But realise it wasn’t even the (very distinctive) lights that gave it away

It was the fucking floor

[mmastertheone]

I am not watching Fake Fact Lips (yet), but as per @heretherebedork ’s screenshots, we return once again to this location.

(This time it was the lights)

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💬 0  🔁 1  ❤️ 20 · These idiots in love are very special to me, okay?

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem