Tesseract Exception

Tesseract Exception | They/Them (plural) | Burdened by a Preponderance of Manifold Profundity | erstwhile storyteller | Lifelong Trekkie | Possessor of Strong Opinions and a Propensity for Taking the Silly Serious | Est. 1983

[galileoace]

"Storytelling is the origin of everything that makes us human" - Adam Savage

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

[its-the-blob]

I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can't ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like 'unalive', I think of that.

[ralfmaximus]

Use the real words. Words have power, and they matter.

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, for hands and wrists!

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[livlina-angel]

posting this with every artist tag i can think of, even if you dont do crochet, PLEASE TAKE RESTS FOR YOUR HANDS!!! no matter what medium artist you are, take care of your articulations

[smbc-comics]

And now I bully you with a wall of text.

Check out the bonus panel on the site.

Upcoming book signings this summer.

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SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

Buy this comic as a print.

[galileoace]

Were it so easy

[imaginarylands4000]

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 👍 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/make-nice-39064536

[gatorzaeder]

Take my gay cats, Tumblr!

This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)

[memewhore]

[galileoace]

To be fair, he's¹ pretty much the ONLY Mesopotamian copper merchant we've all heard of

¹ Ea-Nasir, not the statue guy who isn't Ea-Nasir but stands in for him because we all decided so

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[made-nondescript]

just found out that the deadlock subreddit reminds you of pocket's pronouns if you type their name anywhere in the post with a link to the wiki page that has twenty-one (21) citations for their pronouns. i didn't even know you could do that. if you misgender pocket on the subreddit the mods will murder you in the street. happy pride

[witch-of-the-world]

Do you ever just go feral over a single spoken word in a TV show

So my mom and I, after watching all of Leverage, have been watching Leverage: Redemption. And we're maybe halfway through the first season, and a few episodes ago there was this moment. Brianna's laying out what their latest mark does--she's one of those "health" influencers that sells garbage concoctions to desperate people. Brianna notes that the mark specifically targets women, because, as she says, "Women get misdiagnosed 30% of the time".

And Eliot just very quietly goes "What?"

And it is COMPLETELY unacknowledged. Brianna just continues talking. But. Just. Listen Eliot is my favorite and that "What?" shot a dart into my mind. He did not know that. He is upset that he did not know that. He has just found out that he has a privilege that he didn't know he had. And he is upset because, well, he's Eliot, and it's not right. Hell, his team, his family, is now majority women, and he has a privilege over them.

I just wanna like grab that "What?" in my teeth and shake it around I am going insane.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Jim Parsons says he was 'miserable' at height of Big Bang Theory

Jim Parsons has opened up about his mental health at the height of his fame, admitting he was often "stressed" and "miserable".

Trust me, the show made the rest of us miserable too XD

[bass-borot]

"Jim Parsons was miserable while on the show" "Why, was he watching it?"

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

DO-HO-HO-HO!

[beesmygod]

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

[wonderhecko]

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

[beesmygod]

this is next level

[wonderhecko]

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

[charlesoberonn]

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

[charlesoberonn]

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

[charlesoberonn]

The first recorded use of "I feel like a million bucks" was in 1902.

Adjusted for inflation, in order to feel as good as a person in 1902 who felt like a million bucks, a person in 2026 would need to feel like 38,831,628 dollars.

[angelicdewdrop]

[galileoace]

This sheep seems very happy.

[knithacker]

7 Quirky Cute Snail Patterns For Knitters & Crocheters: 👉 https://knithacker.com/2026/07/superhero-snails/ 🐌

[cassandracalin]

Re-creating my first webcomic from 12 years ago, "Hair Expectations vs Reality."

I can't help but feel all kinds of emotions after re-visiting the original comic: the one that started it all. A lot has changed since then, and I feel so fortunate to still create art and tell stories for a living. Thanks for your support, and sticking around for so long ❤️

Check out the other versions:

2014 (OG)

2020 (6 year anniversary)

[galileoace]

I have similar hair, so this is exceptionally relatable