not a vampire (for tax purposes 💗)

[kabaks]

we transposed your girlfriend into a minor key. yeah she’s much more interesting and sinister now

[evilwizard]

so now im “cancelled.” for reciting the forbidden words and walking the forbidden steps. the oblivion beacon is relit and you’re mad at me for reciting the forbidden words and walking the forbidden steps. pfft. whatever

[escuerzoresucitado]

[campyvillain]

“omg i love enemies to lovers” well I love Bowl Of Yummy Chip From . store

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[redrola]

[jellycatstuffies]

Jellycat Blossom Cream Bunny (Girl With A Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer)

Ko-fi / Instagram

[toocooltobeforgotten]

[patrickjmccormack]

[thoodleoo]

when he attempts to avoid the tragic fate that has been prophesied to him and in doing so only serves to fulfill it 😩😳🥵

[mashallah]

[disc80s]

slightly touches men’s lower back when walking past them to feminize them

[meisekimiu]

vinyl is probably the best medium because the material is relatively soft so it’s easier to eat. cassettes are a pain in the ass because you can’t eat the shell, you have to wind out all the music yourself to eat it. i hate cassettes.

[cupidjoy]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMNKBeWsk0A/

[flaminghot-cheetopuff]

Nike Air Force 1 Low “Valentine’s Day” (2023)

[norgasmic]

how many seeds did he give you ?

[vampmilf]

speaking from a place of privilege (has never read homestuck)