make that old man SQUIRT

normal about the local crow man. (18+ blog, read pinned)

[mmegagayzone]

hello, I’m meg! short for mmegagayzone, don’t wear it out ;]

ao3: megagayzone

requests: closed (refer to the readmore for what I will not write)

pronouns: any!

- this is a nsfw blog. I am 22. anybody under 18 will be blocked. (please have your age in your bio!)

- currently using this as a nsfw qsmpblr blog - my mains are philza, missa, and etoiles! you will mostly find philza content here though ^^

- please refer to my tagging system here. I try to keep my stuff out of main tags, so you’ll see me use unique tags for specific content. if you want something tagged, request via dm or ask!

- I do write/talk about rpf/content creators (including cc philza). mute the #ccrushing , #ccrush writing , or #rpfposting tag if you dont want to see that (cc phil’s tag is #cc.ph )

- general tag guide: #lets be deranged together is asks, #meg writes is my writing tag, and #meg thoughts are loose concepts that could be expanded on in the future (I’m fine with people using my ideas for writing/art with credit please <3)

- I have a species headcanon list (not complete) here for a guide on how I write certain characters, but I tend to be flexible with genitals. invoking schrodingers’ genitals here.

- I do not want anon flirting! flirting has always been something I do with close friends of mine, so anons saying/implying sexual things about me or towards me will be deleted.

(if you know my sfw/main, keep it to yourself! I made a separate blog for a reason.)

kinks i will write:

- consensual non-consent/dubious consent, omegaverse, pregnancy/egg-laying, breeding, oviposition, free use, (legal) ageplay, pet/puppyplay, piss kink/omorashi, cumplay, monsterfucking (mobfucking + pokemon included), orgasm denial/edging

- dsmp, osmp, purgatory2 characters, asmp (currently only a!phil)

hard limits:

- incest, underage, bloodplay/gore, snuff, cannibalism, scat, emetophilia, weight gain (kink), yandere, inflation, non-consent

content creators and any of their characters i will not write:

- dteam, forever, brunim, wilbur, punz

- tommy, tubbo, ranboo, aimsey, purpled, bbh, techno, skeppy, vegetta. these are due to personal preference. I may reblog content about them, but I will not write them. do not send any asks about them. it will get deleted.

- irl couples like phistin. I won’t write any rpf of them as a personal preference, but I’m fine with anything involving their characters. example: I may be fine with c!phistin (goddess of death and avian/elytrian phil) or cc!pissa with their partners involved, but I will not write cc!phistin by itself. sorry to phistin fans but also they write this shit themselves so. lmfao.*

* I’ve received asks about them in the past so this is a recent update. going forward, I won’t be answering anything more about them.

[mmegagayzone]

I'm slowly coming back to my robotfucker roots with tenna deltarune and then I had the thought, what if the g-spot was the factory reset button. in which case I can fix him.

[ihauvecovid]

Am being sooooo normal abt attack-dog tr sneeg, yep, very normal

[mmegagayzone]

WE ARE SHAKING HANDS. I'm such a sucker for guard dog motifs and the way r!sneeg is even referred to as that by green makes me insane. something something human weapon so loyal to his faction he's obedient to its rulers like a dog. insanity.

[blacktofade]

Yo I love your blog so much. Just wanted to ask more seriously what your opinion is on this fandom? I find myself getting so FRUSTRATED with this fandom sometimes and the amount of rage I have scrolling through the life series or hermitcraft twitter posts should be studied. I keep wanting to post my rants but I don't wanna offend anyone. With that being said, is there anything you really dislike about this fandom? And in general, what are your thoughts?

Anon, I am gently holding your face in both of my hands. Stay off Twitter. Quit it cold turkey. I am 1000% serious. It doesn't matter if you have friends on there. Get off the nazi platform and stop reading braindead takes. You will feel so much better for it.

If you're like me and don't have a lot of free time, you have to stop focusing on the bad stuff in fandom. Don't spend your precious time posting rants about what sucks. Don't ask people what they dislike about fandom. Don't hate-scroll through certain tags you know will annoy you.

Start making posts about how you think Bdubs is ovulating because he's sounds bloated. Ask someone how big they think Etho's irl cock is. Make a discord server that's just you and 3 other people and then speculate about CCs so heavily you're probably on an fbi watchlist.

Also whoever it is that's making you feel frustrated? Block them. I've never blocked so many people in a fandom before. Don't feel guilty about it and get comfortable about being blocked in return. Occasionally, I'll find out I've been blocked by someone cool and feel sad about it...and then I'll go feed the cat or pay a bill because I'm an adult and who fucking cares.

Fandom is best enjoyed with a couple of friends, and yeah it can be hard to find them at first, but you gotta put yourself out there via positivity. I was a horrible gremlin online and got myself a wife. Anything is possible.

[grianhole]

All of this.

Also we are definitely on an FBI watchlist.

[piercethechemicallow]

doubling down on the fbi watchlist thing for me too. but yes all of this!! find friends who match your freak and just engage in what makes you happy

[mmegagayzone]

Wait how did i not see you had a tumblr for so long. Hello?? I like your work, tis very well written :3

hello! and thank you for the compliment!! I'm semi-inactive and mostly reblogging stuff right now, and I don't advertise my tumblr anymore just for privacy's sake so good on you for finding me :] feel free to peruse all of my old content that hasn't been shared on ao3, there's a bunch lmao

[gigglycube]

Hai smth smth codebreakers sparring and they have a wee bit of downtime (wink wink) who loses gotta be the bottom (you can pick the bottom btw) pls 👉👈

you'll never guess who lost- /silly

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!! tw: light wounds (not graphic) !! link (x)

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[mcytredacted]

losa headcanons that are haunting me, specifically about them cumming

ros is so sensitive. she cums hard and she cums easy. she really enjoys having multiple orgasms in one night, and with each one she gets progressively more incoherent and desperate for another. she has a tendency to legitimately pass out before actually telling her partner to stop, if her partner doesnt stop first

sneeg lasts an average amount of time. he can go multiple rounds but he needs like ten-fifteen minutes to breathe in between (this happens to be the perfect amount of time to eat pussy, his favorite meal).

before he started t it was like, almost impossible to make clown cum. now that he's been on t a few years it's only a little bit easier, going from "almost definitely not gonna happen" to only "probably not gonna happen." he either has to be blindingly horny to start with, or it takes legitimately hours. the only thing that makes him extremely horny is somebody asking him to fuck them senseless

this is why rospierce go together so well; she loves being fucked until she's brainless, clown likes fucking people until they're brainless, its a beautiful set up. sneeg and clown also go together very well bcuz pussy just so happens to be sneeg's favorite meal, clown needs an ungodly amount of stimulation if he cums at all, there has definitely been a few occasions where sneeg just eats clown out for hours and hours with only a handful of breaks to rest his jaw

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[mmegagayzone]

Lmaoo if it's any consolation phil actually got into the story more than I anticipated, even if he's largely just going "lemme at themmmmmm" he's not like, super dismissive or anything

ohh really? frankly I’m just afraid his reaction will be along the lines of the community hating nata (the boy) because he is…. [checks notes] a child who’s processing trauma. shocker. I wasn’t sure if phil would fall along those lines or not, but I’ll trust your judgment! I definitely expected him being whiny about wanting to fight the monsters tho lmao

keep that shit up old man and you’ll be getting fucked by them but I digress

[mmegagayzone]

Have you been watching phil play MHW?

I haven’t actually! but I’ve been playing the game in my own time, so I was avoiding watching for spoilers and such lmao. I don’t know if I’ll watch his vods yet or not, mostly because I know how the old man gets with story and I really appreciate the story in this game so I have to be in the right headspace to deal with his bitching kkkk

[tired-fandom-ndn]

"CNC is fine as long as you're roleplaying as the victim" "ageplay is fine as long as you're not roleplaying as the adult" do you hear the words coming out of your mouth

[tired-fandom-ndn]

what anti-kink people think kink scenes should be like

[tired-fandom-ndn]

A lot of kinksters need to hear this too:

If it's okay for someone to want to be taken care of, then it's okay for someone to want to take care of them.

If it's okay for someone to want to be hit, then it's okay for someone to want to hit them.

If it's okay for someone to want to be degraded, then it's okay for someone to want to degrade them.

Etc, etc. Doms, daddies/mommies, and other "aggressors" are a necessary and IMPORTANT part of kink and wanting to fill those roles isn't an indication of some deep and terrible hidden urges or whatever. This goes for all the most extreme kinks you can think of; as long as everyone involved is an adult who is aware of the risks and consents to them, then there is nothing wrong with ANY of the roles and desires people are fulfilling through kink.

[seradae]

Also, this is a big part about why I speak on aftercare for doms so much! There's often a lot of shame and concern after a scene that's seen as taboo, and it's so important that they receive reassurance that they aren't a bad person, that what they did was welcome and asked for, and that they're loved.

Aftercare is so often only talked about for submissives and bottoms, and that's so damn important too, but this deserves more attention.

[mmegagayzone]

I am NOT maintagging this but I think erik should’ve been fucked by that lala barina. in fact I think he should be the resident monsterfucker of the squad and olivia or werner have to drag his ass away before he ends up getting killed post-fucking (or they join in briefly to spitroast him first <3)

[mmegagayzone]

he definitely gets caught fucking his seikret too. probably the first instance the others discover he’s willing to “study” monsters even further because he’s on his hands and knees while his mount mounts him, both of them so noisy because why would his seikret be quiet when he’s so tight and wet around it? it’s the youngest of the group, matching erik’s level of curiosity, and it can’t help but chuff and warble as it ruts into erik’s dripping cunt. the feathers covering the claws gripping him sends erik directly into the deep end - the depravity of it, the taboo of it, because sure the seikret knows what it’s doing but to be caught like this when the others just treat their seikrets as pets makes him burn all over.

werner probably is the one to catch him. he hears the noises and hates the thought of confronting whoever’s clearly fucking, but he almost recognizes erik’s voice and he has to know what the hell is making those chirps. so he does. and he’s speechless. erik’s splayed out on the ground with his seikret above him, his pale skin marred with scratches from its claws, an undoubtedly red, knotted cock thrusting into him. each thrust makes erik moan louder, makes him babble with pleas to be bred, makes him whine and whimper with his face buried in his arms, his back arched perfectly to take the monster.

needless to say, he’s hard. when erik realizes he’s been caught, he’s horrified and floundering to explain himself, but the seikret chitters and ruts faster because erik is clenching so tight around it, it’s about to burst. feeling the orgasm building, erik tries to stop it with shaking limbs, but the seikret just holds fast and thrusts harder and erik has to cum while making eye contact with werner.

it’s an awkward discussion they have, since erik’s seikret shoved in its knot and werner has to pretend there isn’t a tent in his pants. werner mostly just complains about the noise, showing some concern over the scratches, but erik reassures him that they both know what’s going on and that normally they’re quieter about it. werner then laments, not serious, that erik’s going to want to fuck other monsters now.

and erik just says nothing in response.

[mmegagayzone]

I am NOT maintagging this but I think erik should’ve been fucked by that lala barina. in fact I think he should be the resident monsterfucker of the squad and olivia or werner have to drag his ass away before he ends up getting killed post-fucking (or they join in briefly to spitroast him first <3)

[sexwoohoosexo]

Bad in his element ♡

real nipples and also comparison to bad getting foolish's dick from uhh little over a year ago

[junewickfonia]

I'm taking a month break! I haven't been very active here much anyway but I wanna take this time to step away and take care of myself a little. I will see you when I get back ~~~

[mmegagayzone]

waaaaaaaaaa sometimes it's like I can still hear her voice...........................................................................

[sugarapplesweet-nsfw]

Putting on my nsfw because while nothing is showing other than maybe some morning wood, uh. I'm certainly hot and bothered by some dad bod (and it seems the Fed worker is too).

Not sure who made the post, and it's likely been lost to the fog of tumblr time. However, there was one person liking Philza to the local abuelo that goes down to the corner store every morning with an open shirt and sandals. And the mental image has never left me.

Poor Dadza thinking that he's being judged for buying canned pet food, M&Ms, and a pint of ice cream at 7am...

Sir, that is not what has this Fed worker flustered.

[mcytredacted]

smallant sitting in your lap, hand down his jeans touching him through his boxers. he’s boneless against your shoulder, huffing and mewling into your neck, whining pitifully begging to be touched properly PLEASE just touch him already. playing with the damp spot on the front of his underwear, massaging him gently, never fully jerking him off, just faint, glancing touches over him boxers until he comes all embarrassed and whining and unsatisfied in his pants, breathing wetly against your neck, clutching you desperately, whimpering at your unfairness

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[gigglycube]

And just to clarify my last request. Yes, Philza has a dick and he fucks Missa while he's asleep.

I can actually see Missa waking up during some of these nights and just trying to pretend he's asleep. Of course he can't last long before he's screaming his husband's name but try not to let Philza stop for any reason, even when these nights happen Philza just continues even more eager to unload now that his husband is awake and can feel all that bird dick

-Seonnie 🔫

PISSA SOMNOPHILIA-- I yearn for these yes thank you! Not much to say to this, absolutely perfect <3