Im Dead Inside Though...

all panic and no disco

[tennant]

[fantasticbeasts]

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) | dir. David Yates

[incorrectyoutuberquotes]

Eugene: You’re like my closest friend, i’d fuck you if you asked

Zach: what?

Eugene: what?

Keith, eating fried chicken in the background: he said he’d fuck you if you asked.

[incorrectyoutuberquotes]

Arin: I turned out perfectly fine.

Dan: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Arin: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

[youtubesagger]

[andiree]

happy pride month 🌈 dance your hearts out

[weirdmageddon]

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

[weirdmageddon]

it’s like what were you expecting lmao

[meefling]

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

[galactic-polywag]

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

[weirdmageddon]

i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience

[hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact]

LINK WHY

[lordmogatron]

He is the HERO of TIME

Not the SMART of STUFF

[thealfaguy]

[warmheartworm]

tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly. 

[mmelissaa167]

I am not ok anymore. I am tired of pretending. I need help. I need a friend. Just one fucking friend to talk to me. To make sure I'm alive. But I dont have any of those. I dont know how much longer I can make it. I need help. Someone please help me. Please talk to me. I can't do this anymore

[dongbearer]

[adulthoodisokay]

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

[emiria]

my kinda diet

[megasonger]

[sussura]

What

[doodlemeimpressed]

[loutrem]

This video looks like how it feels when youre crying in your bed at 3 am out of anxiety and youre trying to cheer yourself up by watching videos but all it does is make your brain feel more erratic.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

you could be my boyfriend of 85 years or my husband of 586778 years or my favourite teacher or my most beloved mentor but if you are a man and you yell at me or raise your voice at me i can 100% guarantee our relationship will never be the same ever again there is something so treacherous about men who needlessly raise their voice 

[princesspeppers-deactivated2016]

Okay, but replace man with woman… Sounding a lil sexist. 

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

why stop there!! let’s replace man with gecko!! i HATE reptiles! 

[gecko-girl]

:(

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

awww. i don’t mean you gecko girl it’s okay i’m sorry 

[ovariesontheoutside]

In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed.

[angelicbreadroll]

SPILL. THAT. TEA.

[ankle-beez]

the pinnacle of comedy

[abandonedblog1234567890]

kirby youre doing amazing sweetie

[studentlifeproblems]

[studentlifeproblems]

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

F I V E   C H E E Z   W H I Z

FOUR killjoys

THREE cheers for sweet revenge

TWO smol beans

AND A PETE WENTZ IN A PEAR TREE