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*points and laughs* You're never gonna be just a sex object like you wanna be! People care about you and they like hearing what you have to say! Your body isn't the only thing about you that has value! Loser!

pjharvey

honestly we have no idea how much good comedy is made by two or more people who desperately want to hook up with each other but they can't do that or feel that they shouldn't for whatever reason and so instead they have to become comedy partners

deathonthebeach

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

littlegirlinvisible

# (ALMOST) EVERY TIME SHANE MADE ILYA ROZANOV SMILE

CONNOR STORRIE & HUDSON WILLIAMS as ILYA ROZANOV & SHANE HOLLANDER HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

nightwashh

the magic of heated rivalry is that no one told connor storrie that this is a yummy delicious dessert tv show. he read these scripts dramaturgically while standing next to the soda machine at his server job and went to set with a mission to impress the ghost of sir laurence olivier

pathetic-gamer

giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

pathetic-gamer

a certain je ne sequoia, if you will

batsplash

genderbent heated rivalry call that yuri on ice

#sign me tf up

valtsv

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

axiusdragon

#me

dailyhudsonwilliams

Hudson Williams attends the 83rd annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 11, 2026 in Beverly Hills, California.

unkillable-gays

The fact that there are multiple times in canon (and obv countless times in fic) where people find out about hollanov and are like "could this affect how they play against each other? Have they ever let each other win???"

And the true and normal answer is, "no, of course not, they are both professionals who take their craft very seriously."

But the even MORE true answer is, "well, it DOES affect their game, in that they are even more competive with each other, because winning at hockey is a Sex Thing for them."

But they can't tell people that :/

#lowkey hudcon #lol

hvllander

THAT was hot

actually-yikes

this agonized look on ilya's face

i've been thinking about it for hours

anticurses

“i watched pluribus instead” lmao

storybookprincess

one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”

this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep

instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”

sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference