I Can’t Ibuprofen My Way Out Of This

you’re not getting deep or well crafted content out of me sorry

[bleachers06]

i have opened my mind to chaleigh nation

[divorce-enjoyer]

yknow i dont even blame chuck hansen for being Like That. imagine being drift compatible with your DAD

[mnaog]

considering all the circumstances. he could’ve been worse 😩💀

[mnaog]

lmao i’m watching Abbott Elementary and Ava goes “Y’all seen that movie Pacific Rim where Idris Elba fights the Kaiju? Now that’s science.”

[mnaog]

something something people project themselves onto their favs. so let me imagine Chuck Hansen majoring in engineering in college and reaching his final year only to realize he doesn’t actually want to be an engineering major anymore.

[mnaog]

now that i’m of legal US drinking age, i’m going to go out to the club and take a shot in honor of my dude Chuck Hansen. he should’ve been at the club.

[mnaog]

i hate him

[mnaog]

what Mr. Marshall Stacker Pentecost saw when drifting with chuckles hansen

[mnaog]

stoppp imagine jaeger pilots visiting elementary schools.

idk if y’all had the same thing, but when i was in elementary school, sometimes a cop (😭) would be on campus and us children would flock to the cop. like pigeons to bread crumbs. and start yapping at the cop and even line up to get a sticker.

let the elementary schoolers flock to the jaeger pilots pls that would be so cute

[mnaog]

things to think of for the chuck time travel au:

- him and stacker. chuck’s trying to convince the marshall that he’s legit.

- stacker doesn’t tell the beckets about chuck at first because he Knows how’d they act 💀 (chuck is GD’s new tech trust)

- pre-knifehead yancy and chuck getting along more than pre-knifehead raleigh and chuck, and raleigh being annoying about it (cue yancy trying to sleep when he hears a “why does he like you more than me” coming from the bottom bunk)

[mnaog]

my feelings over Raleigh x Mako are so complicated lmao cause on one hand, my aroace ass appreciates them being platonic super besties who live together

on the other hand, i love the ship art and cry about them in class because Them

so like yeah 💔

[mnaog]

for your consideration:

cocky pre-knifehead jaeger pilot Raleigh x on his last straw pre-explosion jaeger pilot Chuck

[mnaog]

thinking of Yancy and Raleigh betting each other like “oh bet you can’t get his number”

Raleigh swaggering up to Chuck thinking “this is going to be so easy” only to be cursed out by Chuck

[chibi-crazy]

The last thing Chuck remembered was setting off the nuke with Stacker when he wakes up, in Alaska, at some time before Knifehead. Now he's trying to keep both Beckets alive (he rationalizes that Raleigh having his original drift partner rather than a rookie [sorry, mako] would Increase their survival rate during Operation Pitfall) and after dealing with himbo!Raleigh for all of one day he's missing hobo!Raleigh like a lost fucking limb-

[mnaog]

Chuck missing his universe Raleigh, 10/10. Chuck may be angrily flustered by this pre-knifehead Raleigh’s audacity and all (cause c’mon, that’s Raleigh’s beautiful face right there), but the tension goes nowhere cause that’s not og Raleigh

[mnaog]

for your consideration:

cocky pre-knifehead jaeger pilot Raleigh x on his last straw pre-explosion jaeger pilot Chuck

[mnaog]

thinking of Yancy and Raleigh betting each other like “oh bet you can’t get his number”

Raleigh swaggering up to Chuck thinking “this is going to be so easy” only to be cursed out by Chuck

[mnaog]

for your consideration:

cocky pre-knifehead jaeger pilot Raleigh x on his last straw pre-explosion jaeger pilot Chuck

[mnaog]

this is so stupid

[mnaog]

chaleigh firefighter au.

[mnaog]

i watched Jurassic World recently to live vicariously through claire because i want to be a dinosaur theme park operations manager and was reminded of the fun little Jurassic World x Pacific Rim crossover on ao3 where Chuck was hired to raise the indo. rexes like Owen was hired to train the velociraptors. And Chuck was the only one of his friends/ family to be on the island when it went down.

It was a fun read but last updated years ago 😔

[mnaog]

i’ve created a Decent Mako drawing (considering my level 1 drawing skills lmao) but now I have to include Raleigh because that’s the point. but MAAAAAAANNNN do I suck at drawing men.

Pacific Rim but everyone is a woman AU is on its way i guess. Everyone gets a girlfriend.