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mnxjimin:
“the fact you haven’t met anyone like me is the actual compliment there. i am a very special case,” jimin shrugged, crossing his arms over his chest. he always liked being an individual and when people said they haven’t met anyone like him, he takes it as the best compliment. no one will ever be like him, that is for sure.
“ah, werewolves and vampires. the never ending battle of who is more annoying and overrated. no offense,” jimin shrugged again, but he obviously meant it to be offensive. he really was over the whole werewolf territory bullshit and the vampires better-than-thou bullshit. maybe jimin was biased, but witches were definitely tougher. maybe not physically, but there were spells jimin knew that could knock a werewolf into the sky.
the witch moved to take a seat and crossed his legs, “werewolves are only fun in bed. can’t say i’ve ever held a conversation with one that didn’t go ‘wanna go again’ and ends with ‘sure’. then again, i can say the same… for most species. but i digress, as long as no hunters are coming. we’re copacetic, foster.”
“i don’t care about other vampires or the werewolves. it’s so.. juvenile.” foster sighs, irritated with the whole ordeal now that it’s over and he’s sure he’s going to survive. there were so many stuffy old vampires and impatient young werewolves and he was caught somewhere in the middle of it involved in an age-old war that he never wanted any part in. “they’re so busy fighting each other that they’ll do hunters’ work for them.”
the vampire runs his tongue along his teeth, tasting the lingering bitter flavor of witch’s blood. foster can’t say he’s met a lot of witches, he can’t remember more than a couple decades ago despite knowing he’s been alive for much longer, but he thinks that jimin is something different. it’s funny.
“gross,” he responds to the fact that the witch beds beasts idly, not actually looking all that grossed out or even concerned. it’s not foster’s business to judge, but he does think that they’re no where near close enough to be sharing stories of conquests ( not that he remembers any anyways ). “well, thanks for not killing me. you’re officially my favorite with, just so you know.”














