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desperate kiss ɞ·˚ KB
𑣲 making out with katsuki for the first time. ⋆。° — suggestive! ♡♡
the night had been completely perfect. you weren't ready to go inside yet, not when you wanted this night to go on forever.
you both sat in his parked car right outside your house, right under the gentle glow of the streetlight. fresh flowers rested in the backseat, their soft scent blending into the heavy tension between you two.
your relationship with katsuki had been a total slow burn. between endless patrols and busy workdays, you both had barely gotten past holding hands and gentle pecks.
but tonight, he was definitely taking his chance.
he suddenly leaned in close, his broad frame looming over you. your breath hitched right as a soft click broke the silence of the car—all he had done was unbuckle your seatbelt. his face was inches from yours, his red eyes searching your face in the dim glow.
your expression told him everything he needed to know to take things further.
he finally closed the gap, pressing his soft lips against yours.
you were both so hungry and eager for it. it didn't take long at all for your lips to start moving together perfectly, the initial hesitation melting away instantly. his large hand reached out to hold onto your waist, pulling you closer, while your hands crept up his biceps and onto his shoulders.
then the kiss grew even deeper. your fingers started digging into his hair, needing him there as he held you close and tight against him.
his tongue swept against yours and into your mouth, taking over completely. to get a better focus—a better sense of dominance—you felt his hand come off your waist and gently wrap around your neck, his thumb resting lightly along your jawline.
you lost track of time entirely, far too caught up to ever pull away.. you didn't want it to stop—and from the desperate way he was holding you, neither did he.
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You've always tried -- and failed -- to get Valko's attention. But what happens when he comes back when you least expected it in this Choose Your Own Adventure?
Valko x Werewolf!Reader Choose Your Own Adventure
🔗 READ/PLAY HERE 🎮 interactive fanfic "Lots of Love | Valko Yin" by solanacae 📖 Episode 1 of 1
꩜ – FRAT PRESIDENT SATORU GOJO (and the shy girl he's obsessed with!)
(18+) HEADCANONS :: – frat!gojo x innocent!reader, college au, smut, dom!gojo, handjobs, praise, corruption kink, manipulative behavior, slight dub-con
frat president!satoru, who’s used to every type of girl at his party except you, all big eyes, wandering around his house like you didn’t know what to do. he’s asked suguru to offer you everything under the sun in the last thirty or so minutes — a drink, a smoke, a joint. you just politely decline, shaking your head so prettily.
frat president!satoru, who swears he’s just got an ego when he decides he’ll be the one to show you all of that and more. he could do it if suguru couldn’t, if no one else could.
he starts off all nice, walking you to all your classes, offering his sweaters in the lectures you had together (which he only started attending for you), buying you lunch and listening to your cute little rants about your worst profs.
frat president!satoru learns that you like being held when he’s the first one to find you after an exam you swear you’d failed. he doesn’t get it ‘til he’d realized your eyes are all glassy, so shiny as you peered up at him with wobbling lips, trying not to cry in front of him.
frat president!satoru loves the way you’d just melted into his arms after that. he calls you easy to his friends for it, but something inside him never wants to let go whenever you’re willing to press yourself into his chest, wherever you’re willing to do it.
frat president!satoru, who asks you what you’re wearing all the time and sends even prettier things to wear to your dorm when he thinks you can do better.
frat president!satoru, who’s spiraling at night, jerking off to your contact photo, wrapping his large hand around his dick and pretending like it’s that sweet mouth of yours engulfing his length. he imagines how shy you’d be, lips parted wide, smearing pre-cum and replacing your candy lip balm. he wants you tasting like him, those soft cheeks drenched in his cum, eyes screwed shut until he’s all you can think about.
frat president!satoru likes making you need him, doting on you and driving you around like a princess, spoiling you until you frown whenever his hand isn’t on your hip, or whenever he dodges your calls for fraternity meetings. he likes the idea that you might become obsessed with him (like he is with you).
frat president!satoru, who’s grinning cruelly the minute you finally tell him, “you know, you do so much for me, I feel like I’m not doing enough for you.” in that nervous voice of yours one day, while you’re tucked into his side at your apartment.
frat president!satoru, who’s never missed a meeting or a call until that day, when he’s finally got you whimpering shyly in his lap while he gently mouths at your neck, tasting that perfume he’s been searching online for for weeks, whispering about how he’s so grateful you wanna help him out, how sweet you are for making it up to him too even when you didn't have to.
but he’s been waiting for weeks, you’re all soft and impressionable on him, and he’s not letting a moment of your kindness go to waste.
frat president!satoru guides you with a husky voice when he teaches you to spit in your own palm and wrap your hand around his cock, nearly shivering at the contact — “make me feel good, pretty girl, it’s the least you can do.”
frat president!satoru, who just chuckles at the fact that you’re all nervous, looking up at him as if asking what to do next, just for him to wrap his palm around yours, engulfing it entirely. he groans lowly as he moves your palm up and down on his already-hard length, bottom lip catching between his teeth at how warm your hand feels against his dick.
“shit, just keep it like that, baby, up and down…”
frat president!satoru, who kisses you slow when you gasp at how he bucks up into your hand, keeping his own wrapped around it while desperately attempting not to just use you, jerk himself off with your tiny little fingers, maneuver you down and slam himself deep into your tight cunt. “hah — fuck, gorgeous, y— you’re good at this, huh? so good for me, so fucking cute…”
“i’ve never done this before,” you admit into frat president!satoru’s mouth, hushed and breathy like it’s a secret. he wants to fucking laugh, but he’s cut short by a low hiss as you thumb at his slit without him having to teach you, making him lose his mind piece by piece. shit, you’re just perfect, aren’t you?
“am — am I doing okay, satoru?”
frat president!satoru has nearly had enough of patience when you say that. shit, he bites down into your lip without even realizing, hand tightening around yours when you whimper. and it’s barely enough to notice at first, but he pumps your hand around him faster, growling into your mouth at the way your fingertips flex around his length, making a slick! sound that echoes across the room.
“you’re — shit, just like that — doing perfect, baby. so perfect.” frat president!satoru groans into your throat, even though he’s using your hand like a fuck toy now, smearing his own pre-cum mixed with your saliva all over his huge dick, bucking his hips up into your plush skin like a glorified fleshlight.
the only one he’s dreamed of in the past few weeks, at least.
frat president!satoru gets off on how eager you are to match his pace, his other hand cupping your cheeks to purse your pretty mouth open for him as he spits down your throat and relishes in your confused little whine. he doesn’t even realize how tightly he’s gripping your hand now, forcing you to jerk his cock faster.
“that’s it,” he pants into your lips, “just let me have you, okay? hah— so good, shit, you’ve been wanting this too, haven’t you?”
“satoru—” your voice is a wet dream, how it feathers off around the edges and breaks like you’re not sure.
frat president!satoru groans at the sound of your confusion. “been, fuck, thinking about this, baby. want you creaming on my cock next, yeah? or maybe it’s — haah! — too big for your first time. gotta — shit — prep you first.”
frat president!satoru spills into your hand with one last rough stroke of both your hands around his length, gasping low with his tongue down your throat as he finally lets your hand go. he watches the way your palm shakes, eyes dark, lifting your cum-covered fingertips to your mouth without thinking. and he thinks you won’t do it, until—
your sweet fucking tongue darts out to lick experimentally at your own fingers, and satoru thinks he’s gone to heaven.
frat president!satoru, who can’t help himself when he’s grabbing you by the waist now, laying you flat on your back and coming up to slot his knee between your thighs, committing the way your face scrunches up in both confusion and pleasure to memory. he thinks you’re the cutest fucking thing in the world, and he wants you broken in every way possible until you can’t fuck any other guy without imagining his dick.
“thank you, baby,” he grins against your neck. “can i make you feel good now?”
frat president!satoru, who decided he’d never let you fuck anyone else anyways the moment you'd nodded.
@ ttakdoll, 2026
inspired by an anon request for a shy reader!!
needy ɞ·˚ KB
𑣲 katsuki's your needy ex-boyfriend who needs you back. ⋆。° — angst! ♡♡ (with a happy ending!)
the balcony door slides shut, instantly muttering the loud music and voices inside. you lean against the cold stone railing, letting out a breath you've been holding all night.
the cool night air hits your face, instantly soothing you after the heat of the party. or to be completely honest, the burning heat of him.
all night long, you've tried your absolute best to pretend he wasn't there. you didn't look his way when he walked in, you didn't look up when he stood near your circle of friends, and you intentionally kept your eyes on anyone else but him.
still, his heavy stare followed you everywhere, burning right through you.
hiding from his line of sight wasn't meant to punish him—it was just becoming impossible to hide how much you ached for him the closer he got.
you hear the balcony door slide open again. then, the quiet scuff of heavy boots against the concrete. you don't even have to turn to know who it is. you could smell his cologne softly blending into the sweet scent of his quirk.
tightening your grip on the stone railing, you stare at the city lights and force yourself to look straight ahead. "katsuki, i'm just trying to get some air—"
you don't even get to finish the sentence. he closes the distance between you from behind so fast it makes your head spin. before you can process it, his large hands land on the cold stone railing, boxing you in perfectly on both sides.
you're trapped between his warm chest and the ledge.
The horde grows.
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︵ ೀ mdni. so the rumors are true, frat boy!satoru really is stupidly big
you swear you’d never end up here.
you swear on your GPA, your future, and your last remaining brain cell that you would never hook up with a frat boy. never. especially not satoru gojo.
yet here you are, in his messy room that looks like the last time he did laundry was during the obama administration, staring at six-foot-four of naked, insanely sculpted frat boy while he stands there like a proud exhibit at the penis museum.
his body is ridiculous. broad shoulders tapering into a narrow waist, every muscle carved from years of whatever sports he plays when he isn’t throwing ragers. pale skin that somehow still looks sun-kissed across his chest and shoulders, faint tan lines from sleeveless practice jerseys. a happy trail of soft white hair leads down from his abs—abs you could spend hours running your tongue over—straight to the main event.
and god… the main event.
thick, heavy, and already flushed dark at the tip, it curves slightly upward with an intimidating girth that makes your stomach flip. it bobs as he shifts his weight, veins standing out along the shaft.
“that,” you say, “is never gonna fit.”
satoru’s snowy white hair falls messily over his forehead as he grins, those bright blue eyes sparkling. “nah, it’ll fit. i’ll make it fit.” he wraps a large hand around himself, giving one slow stroke that makes your mouth go dry. “trust me.”
“it’s not gonna fit. this thing is massive. like… i’m actually concerned for my internal organs.”
“uhm. thanks?” he looks stupidly pleased, a faint blush creeping up his neck. the cocky frat boy actually blushes at the compliment. it is almost endearing.
almost.
Friends w/ Benefits ɞ·˚ KB — SERIES! ♡♡
𑣲 except katsuki wants more than casual. — PART ONE | PART TWO | PART THREE | PART FOUR | PART FIVE | PART SIX
A grueling, torturing week dragged by. Seven endless days of silence, of not seeing his face, and of staring at a text thread that hadn't moved since he left you on read.
The space between you two felt massive—A heavy ache that followed you through every shift. By Sunday morning, the painful silence became too heavy to bear.
Following a sudden burst of courage, your fingers moved before you could talk yourself out of it. You hit dial.
You barely even heard a full ring before the line clicked. He answered almost instantly.
Though the silence was heavy, he remained on the line, waiting to hear what you had to say. He was waiting to hear you out rather than shutting you away.
"Katsuki.." You started softly, your voice trembling slightly. "I'm sorry. About last week—At the Izakaya."
There was a long pause before his voice came through the speaker, low and unexpectedly gentle. "Did you mean what you said?"
Your mind raced, trying to piece through the blurry, alcohol-soaked memories of that night. You remembered the heat of his car, the desperation of his mouth against yours, and then.. The cold whiplash of the table.
You tried to process exactly what he was asking, your chest tightening. Was there something terrible you had said to him that night, that was completely slipping your mind? "What.. What part?"
The defensive walls Katsuki usually kept locked tight completely dropped. He didn't yell. He didn't snap. Instead, he spoke with a quiet vulnerability that caught you off guard. He told you how much it had actually hurt him—how exhausting it was to constantly bury how he felt, to sit by and watch you hold him at arm's length, only to be dismissed as just a friend the second anyone else looked.
Friends w/ Benefits ɞ·˚ KB — SERIES! ♡♡
𑣲 except katsuki wants more than casual. — PART ONE | PART TWO | PART THREE | PART FOUR | PART FIVE | PART SIX
A grueling, torturing week dragged by. Seven endless days of silence, of not seeing his face, and of staring at a text thread that hadn't moved since he left you on read.
The space between you two felt massive—A heavy ache that followed you through every shift. By Sunday morning, the painful silence became too heavy to bear.
Following a sudden burst of courage, your fingers moved before you could talk yourself out of it. You hit dial.
You barely even heard a full ring before the line clicked. He answered almost instantly.
Though the silence was heavy, he remained on the line, waiting to hear what you had to say. He was waiting to hear you out rather than shutting you away.
"Katsuki.." You started softly, your voice trembling slightly. "I'm sorry. About last week—At the Izakaya."
There was a long pause before his voice came through the speaker, low and unexpectedly gentle. "Did you mean what you said?"
Your mind raced, trying to piece through the blurry, alcohol-soaked memories of that night. You remembered the heat of his car, the desperation of his mouth against yours, and then.. The cold whiplash of the table.
You tried to process exactly what he was asking, your chest tightening. Was there something terrible you had said to him that night, that was completely slipping your mind? "What.. What part?"
The defensive walls Katsuki usually kept locked tight completely dropped. He didn't yell. He didn't snap. Instead, he spoke with a quiet vulnerability that caught you off guard. He told you how much it had actually hurt him—how exhausting it was to constantly bury how he felt, to sit by and watch you hold him at arm's length, only to be dismissed as just a friend the second anyone else looked.
RUFFHOUSING!
⋮ 🪽₊˚⊹ ┆ dog!hybrid katsuki bakugou x f!afab!reader
༝ Bakugo Katsuki was your new pet, seemingly obedient, loyal and a perfect companion. however, something has gotten into him recently. He’s been a lot more ruff with you... — wc 3.5k!
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Katsuki Bakugou was the perfect pet.
Though his first few days at the house were rough, no doubt — constant scowls and eyes like daggers as he adjusted to the new environment. That, and his temper, made him seem untamable.
But soon enough, those sharp looks softened not all at once, but enough for you to notice. There was no more bite to his words, the daggers in his eyes long gone, replaced by something tender, something soft. Now, you're not sure you'd find anyone more loyal if you tried.
Katsuki kept a comfortable distance — always close enough to keep an eye on you, and far enough to pretend he wasn't. When you'd pull him closer after a long day at work, he'd huff begrudgingly before settling beside you and bringing your head to his chest. Or when you'd start move around in the kitchen, he'd give you a sharp 'smack' with his tail before taking over, grumbling that 'you're not doing it properly'.
He was a creature of routine, and god forbid you strayed away from the schedule — when you left for work, when you returned; even the way he'd nudge you towards the bedroom, claiming he's been drowning in your pheromones since you first walked in. But you both know that's a lie.
Until now.
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take it off. three short words that's somehow snowballed into this — bodies stuck together through the haze of warmth and sweat, a hand splayed gently over your hip while his other makes quick work between your thighs.
it hasn't even been thirty minutes since katsuki had his face pressed against your chest, your thighs wrapped around his head. small moments that led to you laid on the bed with your legs spread, two of his fingers dragging in and out of you.
even with the waves of pleasure, you still wish this bed could swallow you whole. save you from the intoxicating feeling of his fingers, and that stare that tells you he's engraving every inch of you to memory.
"should i stop now?" he questions, bracing himself above you as his fingers pull wet sounds from your core, "you think you can take me?"
blissed out in your own high, all you can manage is a nod — a whisper of his name slipping from your lips when his fingers leave you completely.
your eyes flick to his, impatience glinting behind them — something that doesn't go unnoticed by your boyfriend.
"what're you thinking about?"
his hands are already tugging at his boxers, slinking them down the length of his waist as he frees himself from the tight fabric.
"you gotta talk to me" he chuckles at your slack jaw, pumping himself from base to tip before he's inching towards your entrance, "not doin' shit unless you talk to me"
smug asshole.
reflection ɞ·˚ KB
𑣲 sex in front of a mirror with katsuki. it’s his absolute favorite. ⋆。° — SMUT! ♡♡
katsuki loves to watch you in the mirror while he fucks you—especially when you watch too.
watching your wrecked face in the mirror is all he cares about, as he slams his dick into you over the bathroom counter. squeezing your hips and keeping his hand tight around your neck, he murmurs—"you look so fuckin' good looking at me while i stretch you out."
"you like that?" you love it. seeing his low-lidded, possessive eyes while he completely owns you drives you wild. it drives you right over the edge too..
when keeping your eyes open gets harder, his hand tightens on your neck as he whispers in your ear. "look at the mirror, baby, keep them open."
he keeps his relentless pace, his chest pressing hot against your back as his fingers dig deeper into your hip, holding you steady. the heat of his cock sliding deep inside you is almost too much, making your knees buckle as the pleasure threatens to completely pull you under.
"i'm not letting you slip away yet." he drives his cock even deeper, his hips hitting yours with a heavy thud that makes you cry out. his grip keeps you focused, forcing your watering eyes to stay locked on his reflection in the glass.
"look at how much you're shaking for me." he groaned out, his chest vibrating against your back as he drags his cock out slow, only to slam back in even harder. "shit.."
you whimper, your hands clawing at the cold marble counter for any kind of grip as your vision starts to blur.
losing control himself, he pants—"fuck, told you to keep your eyes open.."—his thrusts turn sloppy and needy.
when you finally break, your body seizing and spilling a hot mess all over his cock, you look so beautiful in the reflection.
the tight, pulsing squeeze of your soaked cunt around his dick is almost too intense for him to bear. he needs you to watch this—needs you to see your own wrecked, flushed face as you fall apart all over him.
you looked absolutely perfect. if he could fuck you in front of a mirror all day every day, he would.
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Hotel Transylvania
im sorry the what
this one
the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one
which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture
So the timeline is
- I am lesbo
- I'm stuff
- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion
- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis
as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record
I'm sobbing oh my god
I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho
Why the fuck is it woody and bolt
WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT
Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?
if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law.
There is
So much going on here
This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking
this just in: big, buff man gives sweetest little forehead kisses