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indie monique delacroix WRITTEN BY MILES   est. dec 2015

[memesandthings]

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS, PART TWO ! 

Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

wrong/random number texts: 

( ✉ → sms ) found your number written on a wall… should i erase it?

( ✉ → sms ) [random name here]? is this still your number?

( ✉ → sms ) pretty sure you dialed the wrong number, but thanks for the 13 drunk voicemails last night.

( ✉ → sms ) you don’t know me but i’m bored and texting random numbers, so hi!

( ✉ → sms ) you FUCKING asshole, i hope you know how much i hate you!!!

sad texts:

( ✉ → sms ) can you please distract me so i don’t cry in public?

( ✉ → sms ) everything hurts lately

( ✉ → sms ) thanks for trying to cheer me up, but it’s not working.

( ✉ → sms ) what makes you feel better when you’re sad?

( ✉ → sms ) i just need to vent…

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) im not DRUNK waht amkes you thijnk that

( ✉ → sms ) cna you pick me up… and brign some shoess… i cant find mine

( ✉ → sms ) the party was horrible but at least ikm drunk lol

( ✉ → sms ) whyj don’t oyu fuckign miss me????

( ✉ → sms ) all i wnat to do right now is talkk to you

angsty texts:

( ✉ → sms ) please talk to me. please help me make this work.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t think we should see each other again.

( ✉ → sms ) when will we admit we’re no good for each other…

( ✉ → sms ) just know i cared about you. i really did.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t think things can ever go back to the way they were between us

misc texts:

( ✉ → sms ) why do you reply so slowwwwwww

( ✉ → sms ) help me choose a pizza topping please

( ✉ → sms ) don’t listen to any of the voicemails i sent last night. i was drunk.

( ✉ → sms ) you haven’t watched my snapchat story all day. what are you up to?????

( ✉ → sms ) i’ve had the same dream about you three times in a row, is that weird?

( ✉ → sms ) why is april fool’s the only day of the year where people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true?

( ✉ → sms ) soooo, in your opinion, what are some of my best qualities? i need help writing my tinder bio.

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send me questions you have about my character!

anything and everything. favorites. thoughts on people, on events. what they would do in a certain situation. how things would be different if something had/hadn’t happened. simple questions, complex questions. have at it!

[charlizesource]

Tully (dir. by Jason Reitman, 2018).

[charlizesource]

Motivational words of wisdom by Charlize Theron (✿◠‿◠)

[kriminvls]

[kriminvls]

x

[flowellch]

Uh, so, what did you want to do?

[maggiecheung-archive-deactivate]

Tully (2018) dir. Jason Reitman

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@tracybcnd / x

sms  »  moni ( 1:54 am )  ::  why am i forced to be the responsible one? that’s no fun at all sms  »  moni ( 1:55 am )  ::  i’m sending my driver because i’m entirely too tipsy myself sms  »  moni ( 1:55 am )  ::  i suppose i’ll come along as well sms  »  moni ( 1:56 am )  ::  send over your address, dunce. your golden chariot awaits

♚ sms // tracy ( 2:00 am ) hodl on      sms // tracy ( 2:03 am ) Forum des Halles, 1 Place de la Rotonde, 75001                                           Paris, France

     sms // tracy ( 2:05 am )  the satrbucks

[eviefyres]

PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .

send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses !  i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .

[memesandthings]

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS, PART TWO ! 

Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

wrong/random number texts: 

( ✉ → sms ) found your number written on a wall… should i erase it?

( ✉ → sms ) [random name here]? is this still your number?

( ✉ → sms ) pretty sure you dialed the wrong number, but thanks for the 13 drunk voicemails last night.

( ✉ → sms ) you don’t know me but i’m bored and texting random numbers, so hi!

( ✉ → sms ) you FUCKING asshole, i hope you know how much i hate you!!!

sad texts:

( ✉ → sms ) can you please distract me so i don’t cry in public?

( ✉ → sms ) everything hurts lately

( ✉ → sms ) thanks for trying to cheer me up, but it’s not working.

( ✉ → sms ) what makes you feel better when you’re sad?

( ✉ → sms ) i just need to vent…

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) im not DRUNK waht amkes you thijnk that

( ✉ → sms ) cna you pick me up… and brign some shoess… i cant find mine

( ✉ → sms ) the party was horrible but at least ikm drunk lol

( ✉ → sms ) whyj don’t oyu fuckign miss me????

( ✉ → sms ) all i wnat to do right now is talkk to you

angsty texts:

( ✉ → sms ) please talk to me. please help me make this work.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t think we should see each other again.

( ✉ → sms ) when will we admit we’re no good for each other…

( ✉ → sms ) just know i cared about you. i really did.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t think things can ever go back to the way they were between us

misc texts:

( ✉ → sms ) why do you reply so slowwwwwww

( ✉ → sms ) help me choose a pizza topping please

( ✉ → sms ) don’t listen to any of the voicemails i sent last night. i was drunk.

( ✉ → sms ) you haven’t watched my snapchat story all day. what are you up to?????

( ✉ → sms ) i’ve had the same dream about you three times in a row, is that weird?

( ✉ → sms ) why is april fool’s the only day of the year where people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true?

( ✉ → sms ) soooo, in your opinion, what are some of my best qualities? i need help writing my tinder bio.

[mnqbond-blog]

BETRAYED : //  STARTER CALL  !!

[freshmoviequotes]

Tully (2018)

[denisvilleneuve]

Atomic Blonde (2017) dir. David Leitch

[mnqbond-blog]

REPOST. DON’T REBLOG.   Bold all of the themes that apply. Italicize themes that sometimes apply. Tagged by: @tracybcnd Tagging: @dxmexrescuer / @vespxr / @griftertm / @sanguine-soaked / @stillhavespots

Bloodied knuckles | Tear stained cheeks | Rust | A busted lip | Claws | Fangs | A bloody nose | Chattering teeth | A dark space underneath the bed | Scratching noises on a wall | Creaking metal | Fog | Dancing under moonlight | Blood dripping lips | Heavy breathing in the dark | A feeling of unexplained dread | A figure in a dark corner |  Dirty peeling wallpaper | A bloody handprint on the wall | Sobbing in the dark | Bite marks on the skin | Eerie whispers | A hood covering a stranger’s eyes | The growl of a hidden animal | The sound of a blade being sharpened | A deep, dark forest | Walking on the streets alone at night | A cobweb-filled, abandoned building | Eyes darting in paranoia | A heavy beating pulse | The feeling of being trapped | Struggling to get out a scream | Boards covering broken windows | A quiet graveyard | A gas station in the middle of nowhere | A road that never ends | Heavy fog rolling in | The scent of blood in the air | Eerie old photographs | Walking along train tracks at night | A chill going up the spine | Gathering crows | A dusty, dimly lit study | Mist over a deserted cobblestone street | Ghost towns | Shadows around a campfire | The sound of chanting | Church bells tolling | An orange harvest moon | A broken down carnival | A dirty stuffed animal abandoned | Wiping bloody hands on fabric | Nightmares | Waking up in a panic | A power outage | Heavy lightning storms | A secret trap door | The feeling of being watched | Fear from trauma | A Ouija board set out on a table | An eerie doll | A scream of anguish and pain | Withered plants | A room that’s been forgotten and gathered dust | Owl eyes in the dark | Curled, dead tree branches | A ritual altar | Flickering candles | A lantern held up in the dark | Fear of being followed | Creaking floorboards | Repressed, horrible memories | Clenched teeth | Soft, echoing piano keys | An old book covered in dust | Many pairs of glaring eyes | Stumbling in pitch black darkness | Being stranded in the middle of nowhere | Tarot cards on a table | A trail of blood

[mnqbond-blog]

                                        AIDA - Easy As Life

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♚ ❝       miss draco   --   i would suggest you   STAY DOWN  for a moment. do you have any idea why these men are   SHOOTING   at you   ??     ❞

@tracybcnd / hi

[linguistiiics]

MARKIPLIER’S  SIMS  4  ASK  MEME                               babies…  babies…  babies…

‘  it’s  stupid,  you’re  stupid  and  i’m…  not  stupid.  ’

‘  uh-huh…  tell  me  about  it.  ’

‘  that’s  not  what  the  picture  looked  like  !  ’

‘  i  call  this  the  may  i  speak  to  your  manager  look.  ’

‘  ears  are  the  forbidden  zone.  ’

‘  basically  your  entire  face  is  trying  to  escape  your  skull.  ’

‘  you’re  a  goddamn  delight  !  ’

‘  just  a  friend  of  the  animals…  definitely  not  a  furry.  ’

‘  alright,  let’s  fix  you.  ’

‘  no  one  will  ever  be  able  to  suspect  that  you’re  an  alien  !  ’

‘  so  far  so  terrible.  ’

‘  i  ruin  everything.  ’

‘  even  those  are  sad.  ’

‘  you  just  want  love.  ’

‘  nobody  could  possibly  love  you.  ’

‘  oh,  that’s  awful.  that’s  terrible.  ’

‘  never  look  at  her  everywhere  but  straight  on.  ’

‘  we  gotta  make  babies,  and  lots  of  them  !  ’

‘  don’t  turn  your  head,  just  a  word  of  advice.  ’

‘  oh,  a  match  made  in  hell…  ’

‘  perfect.  no  one  to  judge  us.  ’

‘  you  are  just  delightful.  ’

‘  can  i  make  it  bigger  ?  ’

‘  why  can’t  i  make  it  bigger  ?  ’

‘  the  babies  are  gonna  go  in  the  basement.  hence  the  term  babe…sment.  ’

‘  it’s  gonna  be  great.  ’

‘  the  living  room,  where  we  live…  except  we  don’t  have  any  life.  ’  

‘  enough  foreplay  !  time  to  get  down  to  business  !  ’

‘  this  isn’t  sexual  in  any  way.  ’

‘  did  it  work  ?  try  again  ?  ’

‘  we’ll  worry  about  that  later.  ’

‘  you  could  die  in  the  shower.  ’

‘  are  you  pregananant  ?  ’

‘  we  want  people  to  feel  welcome  in  here  !  ’  

‘  is  it  like  a…  trash  can  ?  ’

‘  sounds,  like…  dangerous.  ’

‘  you  know,  you’d  think  i’d  need  some  kind  of  training  for  this.  ’

‘  please  go  away.  ’

‘  how  do  we  go  home  ?  ’

‘  how  is  she  not  pregnant  ?!  she  threw  up  !  ’

‘  we  have  no  money.  ’

‘  are  you  gonna  make  snow  angels  —  oh.  ’ 

‘  what  kind  of  response  was  that  ?  ’

‘  look,  it  doesn’t  matter  what  you  want.  ’

‘  who  the  hell  is  ___  ?  ’

‘  yes,  the  bush  is  leaking,  don’t  mind  the  bush  !  ’

‘  where’s  the  fireworks?  ’

‘  i  was  promised  explodies  !  ’

‘  let’s  get  high  as  fuck,  bro  !  ’

‘  you  are  wasting  the  precious  ten  days  you’ve  got  on  this  earth.  ’

‘  you  stay  here…  whatever.  ’

‘  i  just  want  to  see  you.  ’

‘  this  is  trying  to  preserve  life  !  ’

‘  why  are  you  awake  ?  ’

‘  woah,  don’t  look  at  me  !  ’

‘  go  for  it,  baby  !  ’

‘  this  is  what  separates  the  boys  from  the  men.  ’ 

‘  this  is  against  god.  ’

‘  oh,  it’s  unholy…  ’

‘  don’t  worry,  i  don’t  think  anyone  knew.  ’

‘  i  would  say  horrible  humans  but  one  of  you  is  not  human,  and  one  of  you  is  barely  human,  so…  ’

‘  i  just  wish  i  didn’t  have  to  see  this.  ’

‘  so  this  baby’s  gonna  be  here  soon…  ’

‘  no  one  mention  that…  nothing  happened.  ’

‘  i’m  so  sorry  for  the  way  that  i  am.  ’

‘  i  am  not  sorry  at  all.  ’

‘  were  you  just  crying?  ’

‘  i’ve  forgotten  the  point  of  life.  ’

‘  any  minute  you’re  gonna  pop  like  a  water  balloon  !  ’

‘  ok…  he’s  not  a  vampire.  ’

‘  if  you  die  before  you  get  to  witness  the  miracle  birth  of  your  first  baby…  ’

‘  no  one  saw.  ’

‘  everyone  knows.  ’

‘  you  need  to  take  a  pregnancy  test.  ’

‘  i’ve  got  some  good  news  !  ’

‘  we’re  gonna  die  very  soon.  ’

‘  are  you  ageless  because  you’re  a  mother  ?  ’

‘  does  everyone  know  about  this  secret  ?  ’

‘  you  wanna  woohoo  in  a  bush…  that’s  an  aspiration.  ’

‘  it  takes  love  to  be  willing  to…  go  through  all  that.  ’