♡ dead not sleeping ♡

Not awkward just angry.

[997]

mgmt: CONTROL YOURSELF TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED FROM ME

my 2008 self: 

[redsun021]

mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler

[redsun021]

mario @ bowser jr every time he gets in the way of him giving his dad an old school ass whooping for the 280th time 

[hardytorne]

Except that canonically Mario is an abusive jackass and sore loser. He abuses Yoshi in Super Mario World, punching him in the head & dropping him into a pit (and yes, that is the only way to finish the level). Mario also chains up Donkey Kong Sr. (Kranky Kong in DKC & DK 64) and DK Jr. Is forced to save his father. In Mario Tennis, if Luigi beats him, the trophy is awarded to Luigi and Mario steps on his brother’s foot and grinds it into the ground, as Luigi has a pained look on his face.

[cricketoid]

go away matpat

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Im gonna start saying thats the bitch whenever i remember something

[corsolanite]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

straight and gay siblings hanging out

[dwugaddict]

Are you kidding me, regular meowth is gay too

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Grumpy gay & glamor gay

[thewranglerbutts]

[bareback-bieber]

I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[latadelixo]

[mister-bubbles69-deactivated202]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

can i order ass at mcdonalds

[gharibajameel]

ass machine broke

[gaystation-4]

[sesh]

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[stolentweets]

[sosuperawesome]

[starknesskenobi]

John Mulaney is the fastest man alive, to the outside world he is an ordinary comedian, But secretly uses his super speed to fight crime, He is the Flash.

[dogshitvevo]

[reptles-blog]

[mahoippu-deactivated20200905]

if you guys buy these I will physically manifest in your house and kick your ass 

[funnywildlife]

Himalayan marmots come for their regular feed by a caring lady, aww

[jmdj]

Blessed image.

[sadfunk]