Derangement zone

Honestly I just badly at this point.

[scoobydoomed]

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

[silkypicrew-deactivated20260725]

[cinikuscirmi-deactivated2025043]

csuuuszkalnak

[facklewackle]

they sure do

[wellingtonskeleton]

Merry 2000 Trained Rats, everybody

[mod2amaryllis]

fyi. Merry 5000 incontinent rats everyone

[cheddar-baby]

Yes

[brokenheartedcubscout]

oh you just know every trivia night announcer in santa barbara hates to see these three coming

[bapouro]

1890s: Suckles your cock sardonically with brevity, and wit.

1900s polishes you off nicely

1910s: nobbles spiffingly

1920s: mm nice whoopee

1930s: finishes you clean-like

1940s: suckles your willy with dignity and valour

1950s tugs you off like a cool cat

1960s: blasts you far out (the tip of your penis)

1970s: funks you real mellow like

1980s: slobs you in a bitchin style

1990s: eats your shorts

2000s: like, sucks ur d man

2010s: sucking mindfully and with swag ..

2020s: Who Knows What The Future Holds....

[blignick]

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

[guooey]

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[eduardosaverin7-archive]

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

[memorycycle]

this is crazy. i feel like i shouldnt be looking. its indecent. shes just going at it no shame at all she just does it right out in the open. shes fucking crazy dude i need her

[puzzlingphronistes]

This ad for drunk driving looks dope as hell I'm gonna try it later

[animozitet]

bitch what the actual fuck!

[cannibalchicken]

[moaninginitiation]

seeing people actually pay like $130/month on their phone bill is insane to me

[zabreus]

my contribution to the masc hypno genre

[telleveryoneilovethem]

Society literally needs this