welcome to my twisted ankle

[puzzlingphronistes]

You can pull up any mountain goats song less than two minutes long to induce me with visions and make me destroy all my belongings

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[theonion]

This Day In History The Invention Of The Hand Job

[girldraki]

[dogpuppy]

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[immuno-deactivated20240319]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[victusinveritas]

[theonion]

The Epstein Cover-Up Goes All The Way To The Almost Top.

theonion.info.

[mousenemy]

[chirp-featherfowl]

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

[killerqueenmp3]

[glavilio]

*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose

[leomacgivena]

XユーザーのDaily objectさん：「Daily Object #540: Fish Hammer」

[mlarayoukai]