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for my guild's monthly event recently i challenged myself to draw some of my characters in my best attempt at canon neopets style, so here's Typhestra, Pyvel, and Vycross

#neopets

catchymemes

wumbreon

May we all know decadence such as this

charlesoberonn

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.

gothicspork

There are no tax breaks for housing a young ward but their living allowances and imaginary wage can be counted as business expenses. This is why Boils is smart.

Follow up to this art.

lyislandgreen

I decided to draw a plague doctor, why not? :)🩺🩸

#scp foundation

gothicspork

Some of them are bad at their jobs.

plaguepresence

Man with a saviour complex, big fan of him and his self-assigned duty.

Variations below the cut

#scp foundation

nepenthesfreak

prologue julian i love you

the-punforgiven

Edit I spent way too much time on

inspired by her one meltdown line

vecticious

Missing my main gal Maude, my longest surviving Plague Doc

tarotntn

The Gateway

#cult of the lamb

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

jewish-joy

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

jewish-joy

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

infernalfox

nyctoheart

can somepony whos not in the Kingdom Hearts fandom please explain this gif

shadeofnigh

that ice cream acheived sentience

nyctoheart

WHAT BRONY CHANGED MY COMMENT TO “SOMEPONY”

NEIGH

nyctoheart

ARE YOU HORSING ME

ominous-signs

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torberta

when you take a character and turn them into your oc am I right gamers

#neopets

dingdongyouarewrong

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

averagejoey2000

dingdongyouarewrong

well damn . egg on my face

dingdongyouarewrong

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

averagejoey2000

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

averagejoey2000

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

averagejoey2000

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

averagejoey2000

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.