Loser

This is Niamh, enjoy

[mockingjxys]

Gonna delete this blog in the next few days. Its time for me to start the next stage of my life and tumblr isn't really part of it anymore. Thanks for stopping by ✌

[mockingjxys]

spent over £200 this morning on uni books and clothes, feel like im gonna cry

[chrismaggio]

[squidwurd]

all around me are familiar faces

worn out places

worn out faces

[peetamellarkthebaker]

Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer dancing to Billy Joel at Wrigley Field - 2015

[averagefairy]

dont ask me to hang out at 11pm what do you think this is…..i’m in bed i got no bra on i already exfoliated. its too late

[strongbowdarkfruit]

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

[im-dead-and-i-move]

“Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-”

[earthdad]

how come old people tap touchscreen things so hard

[mockingjxys]

Gringleys got better weather than Cornwall all week ffs

[saber-chan]

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw em like real close n graze somebody to let em know 2 shut the fuck up

[honeybird]

keep ya eyebrows thick, your thighs thicker, and your wallet thickest

[fatdemoman-deactivated20160922]

imagine a swarm of 8 year olds, all wearing minecraft, angry birds and minion t shirts, running up to you and viscously beating the living shit out of you while chanting youtuber intros

[bumbleshark]

this is really specific, are u ok

[amandla]

[somnambulisms]

beauty!!!!!

[dykebisclavret]

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

[mockingjxys]

When unis email you a confirmation letter before ucas opens 😍

[mockingjxys]

onlyblackgirl:

slut-overload:

lady-neurotica:

harmoniesoflife:

I fucking want there to be a store called Build A Bra which is like Build A Bear but instead you get to build a bra and choose the straps and the colors and the style and EVERYTHING AND IT WOULD BE MAGICAL AND WONDERFUL 

Oh my god can this please exist?!

and ACTUALLY GET THE BRA YOUR SIZE

Ummm bring this to Shark Tank.