Diary of a Hobbit

New theme. Wuuuuuut. Images are my photography, thanks.

[theavengers]

[michaelmilkers]

you fucking degenerates: it was an accident!!!!!! it just slipped out!!!!!!! he forgot he was live!!!!!!! IT WAS A HEATED GAMING MOMENT!!!!!!!! 

me: thinks about vinny from vinesauce, someone who exclusively does livestreams, someone who has had plenty of Heated Gaming Moments and once got so enraged at continuously losing at mario kart that he literally threw up, but has still never accidentally said a fucking racial slur 

 me:

[thickerthanectoplasm]

yt let’s player voice: hey tell me what you think in the comments and if you enjoyed it and wanna see more, smASH that like button and maybe subscribe??? until next time!!!!!!

[stillhereunfortunately]

is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?

[kribbyarts]

Pennywise and his boyfriend, The Babadook are off on a date to get crepes and terrorize some kids.

What, didn’t you hear the news?

https://twitter.com/starkrhodey/status/907262073284960257 

[o0kawaii0o]

A new eye piece! A bit of a boring one tho; I mean the eyes aren’t that big or noticeable. For some reason it just feels off.

Anyway, these are my favourite characters in Breath of the wild! Will also work further on the new Fairy Tail eyes soon~

[marmastry]

HE’S BACK 

MY BOY IS BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[followthebluebell]

I saw the greatest thing today.  So I’m at a stoplight in the passenger seat, right?  And I hear hoofbeats nearby.  I look over and there’s a lady walking her horse. We’re close enough to be in talking distance and this horse is incredibly happy.  Her ears are pricked forward and she’s JUST SO DELIGHTED TO SEE EVERYTHING.

“I like your big dog!” I said.

“Thanks!  She’s an asshole!” she said, and the horse headbutted her so hard she staggered. SHE JUST LOVES THIS HORSE SO MUCH, GUYS, she laughed and patted her nose.

[emmersdrawberry]

THANKS. SHES AN ASSHOLE.

[prozdvoices]

getting into a conversation in a language you don’t actually speak that well

[ngiii3-deactivated20181124]

Sometimes The Main Dude Ain’t Even Real… 

[chaosophia218]

“Stumble” by EngraversDungeon.

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

[mickeyblades]

[maverlok]

I have to say, listening to my friends talk about Final Fantasy XV is pretty wild when you know Latin but absolutely nothing about the game. Everyone’s name is literally a Latin word, and it’s beautiful.

[maverlok]

So far, I know the protagonist is a guy named Nightlight, son of King King, and he’s on some type of road trip with his friends Quicksilver, Fire Knowledge, and Smol Sword of Friendship.

[maverlok]

Okay, hang on. Forgot that Fire Knowledge had a middle name too.

Ignis Stupeo Scientia.

That’s actually a grammatically complete sentence. Literally, “I am stupefied by knowledge of fire”. Dude is a caveman. No one show him a wheel; it’ll blow his mind.

[seonseon00222-deactivated201804]

Evil

[dailyteamcap]

[someobscurereference]

I know Prompto is the type of person to trust Noctis 100% if he had to do the jump into his arms thing, but I also can’t help but think that Noctis, when faced with the revelation that someone else does not trust Prompto in being capable enough to come through for Noct, would immediately warp-strike in Prompto’s direction and have Prom catch him.

Maybe they end up in a tangle on the floor after a moment because zero warning was given, but Prompto does catch him