[everythingfox]

Must wait until they’re ripe

[lmaonade]

save me asymmetrical armor designs. help me single shoulder pauldron

[lmaonade]

save me cool big glove or gauntlet on one hand

[handweavers]

Me

[coughloop]

piranha plant?

[coughloop]

[wwdfw6d7ndxji828jm]

[caats]

[thevirgilmonster]

Je suis désolé. Je ne parle pas anglais.

[justcatposts]

Taking a nap next to mom

(Source)

[shortruler]

This has got to be the worst recipe in this manga yet

[kamenriderhamo]

[thatlittledandere]

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

[arborealgargoyle]

why doesn’t that bitch ever update 😭

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thelongingknight]

I’m

[batsandboba]

i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings

[dumplingsjinson]

List of established relationship prompts

Requested by: Anonymous Request: “heey! i love your prompts and i was wondering if you could write fluff/romantic prompts about a long lasting/established relationship” 

“So… Do you actually like me—” “We have been together for seven years. We’re getting married next year. What the hell do you think?”

“You… You learned to cook my favourite meal?” 

“You always know the exact temperature I like my baths at.” 

“It’s weird that you know me better than I know myself.”

“Life would suck complete testicles if it weren’t for you.” “Oh love, I really wish you weren’t always so vulgar when expressing your affections.”

“So… I heard from the grapevine that I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to you.” “Stupid, you hear that from me every day.” 

“Tell me how you fell in love with me.” “…I literally told you that again yesterday—” “I don’t care, I wanna hear it again. Plus, I like hearing you speak.”

Picking up little quirks from each other over the years. 

“My love, why don’t you just use the whole closet instead of three quarters of it?” 

What’s Character A’s is also Character B’s, and vice versa. Sharing isn’t caring, sharing is the norm. 

[harm-a-cology]

@modafiniltx us coded

[modafiniltx]

there are tears in my eyes

[guooey]

Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

[were--ralph]

this genuinely made me so happy

[harm-a-cology]

@modafiniltx

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[slender-woman-returns]

What did I watch

[harm-a-cology]

@modafiniltx

[modafiniltx]

me in our gc

[relmartist]

‘A Primal Affair’ pencils on paper. 2 days left to grab a print!

[harm-a-cology]

@modafiniltx us

[modafiniltx]

yes 🤤

[blackulax]

They are just like me forreal

[white-throated-packrat]

every time I see film of a platypus I am struck again by how small they are

[modafiniltx]

@harm-a-cology us

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[penelopepseudonym]

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[bladedamus]

easily a contender for post of the decade