Someday, In The Sea of Stars

Creature that lives off cool robots and moe. Fond of cats and other fluffy animals.

[sushi-oh-verygood]

[llamasyes]

Mayumi doodles

[jofiah]

why are people giving ranni elden ring huge tits. fuck her flat doll chest like intended

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[kirokazepixel]

Burning Eye

[bepisode]

catchup

[unclefather]

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

[dangerousturkey]

since the what

[unclefather]

come here and sit down right now

[dangerousturkey]

Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me

[silviacrossdresser]

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:

[goblinization]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

so ive thought this was the funniest thing since i was 15 and it pops up in my head constantly, but in Not Being American i have come to realise over the years that 1. the beginning is lyrics from a real country song and 2. the astronaut attempted murder was real. nothing in here is made up

[undefeatedoftheeast-deactivated]

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[pirate-captain-fleabeard]

OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME

[stunningpicture]

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

[mutantkitten]

ascend

[stoleyourcarbon]

bye bye lil sebastian

[dykemd]

gaslighting germans it’s always morally correct

[phoenix-lich]

Loved the follow up to this where the neighbor was confronting her about this video and she was gaslighting her neighbor again by askin if all viatnamese people look the same to them

[gumi-megpoidd]

my mansion is in fucking shambles. my maids are incompetent and im not convinced they know how dishes work

[creatures-5]

You sweep them

[gumi-megpoidd]

NO!!!!!!!

[creatures-5]

Vacuum?

[gumi-megpoidd]

EAT!!!! YOU EAT OFF OF PLATES!!! AND THEN YOU WASH THEM!!!!!!!

[yossyislandd]

ohhh i'm drink them. okay 💛

[gumi-megpoidd]

[yossyislandd]

[gumi-megpoidd]

do NOT SWEEP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[yossyislandd]

[dogpuppy]

[bitbd]

This is what I mean when I yearn for contemporary fiction that's unreservedly, capital-W Weird. So many anthology publishers and yet many of them never reach this level of purity.

[senranx]

My piece for the No More Heroes zine! @nmhzine