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dogwise

PRACTICE URGE SURFING

dogwise

teumessianandlaelaps

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

should-be-sleeping

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

should-be-sleeping

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

should-be-sleeping

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

should-be-sleeping

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

joanthreatt

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

marbleguard

the very last words of a non-english language that survived in my family is one single czech phrase meaning "put it in your pocket". The last person to have spoken that language was my great grandmother and I don't know any of it, except for put it in your pocket. like a single severed toe of a language that was once a full creature. Apparently that single phrase survived because that was what older relatives would say when giving kids pocket money. It's gone through such a game of telephone by generations of non-speakers i don't even know if it's really totally correct anymore. I wish that it wasn't so common especially in the past for non-english language native speakers to refuse to teach it to their children in the name of integrating into american society.

wtf-scientific-papers

Wang and Lai (2014)

gemstone-gynoid

angelbumbum

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

angelbumbum

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

angelbumbum

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

angelbumbum

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

angelbumbum

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

angelbumbum

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

naturalist-journal

youkai93

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

teethwreath

absolute decadence

the-frightening-ghoul

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joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

vedurnan-archive

bobbole

Palestinian children were prevented from going to school by razor wire and israeli soldiers — so they sat down and studied right in front of them (via AndreyX)

crreature

11 year old Huda, April 26, 2026, via CNN

ray-okumura

mousegirlheart

If you are having trouble catching that mouse, then perhaps it is not meant to be. Perhaps try something else? Maybe a cockroach, or a lizard. Mice do not taste that good, regardless. I recommend abandoning pursuit of mice altogether. Meow.

ray-okumura

mousegirlheart

If you are having trouble catching that mouse, then perhaps it is not meant to be. Perhaps try something else? Maybe a cockroach, or a lizard. Mice do not taste that good, regardless. I recommend abandoning pursuit of mice altogether. Meow.