末 代 土 王

"Don't let my reputation fool you. I'm still human just like everyone else, only more human. Like human? Or, hmm, superhuman?" (icons by askdesna)

[startshxtwithme]

Who do you ship my muse with and why?

[memeroundups]

Send ‘a moment of weakness’

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter. { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }

Your muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.

My muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.

Your muse is smashed drunk and incoherent.

My muse is completely drunk and incoherent.

Your muse is tied up (how and why is up to the mun)

My muse is all tied up (how and why is up to the mun)

Your muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and mine happens to pass by.

My muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and yours happens upon this.

Your muse is having a vivid nightmare and is shouting out brokenly.

My muse is having a vivid nightmare and is crying out in their sleep.

Your muse has been drugged with a aphrodisiac and is out of it, needing release.

My muse has been drugged with a aphrodisiac and is in a haze, needing release.

Your muse is being beat up by mine, something your muse did must of been the last straw.

My muse is being beat up by yours, something they did must of been the last straw.

Your muse is being kept hostage and mine has just rescued them.

My muse is kidnapped and yours has just rescued them.

Your muse has been beaten badly and is in bad shape, mine happens to find them.

My muse is been beaten badly and is in bad shape, yours finds mine in this state.

Your muse falls very ill and continues activities even if they seem on the verge of passing out.

My muse is sick and continues daily routine even though they seem on the verge of passing out.

Your muse is in a frightened or nervous state (why is up to the mun)

My muse is in a frightened or nervous state (why is up to the mun)

Your muse is being punished by mine.

My muse is being punished by yours.

Your muse is temporarily blind.

My muse is temporarily blind.

Your muse has suddenly sprained an ankle and can’t walk.

My muse has suddenly sprained an ankle and can’t walk.

Your muse has blackmail over mine.

My muse has blackmail over yours.

Your muse catches mine naked.

My muse catches yours naked.

Mun chooses.

[inboxideas]

Send me "ff+" and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

requested by anonymous as reversal to this meme.

[chefs-on-the-moby-dick]

Bonus: write some of the fanfiction

[welcometo-themadhouse-deactivat]

Mun vs Muse. Now. Give me a topic and we'll argue maturely over it.

[modai-tuwang]

"Hello, Wu."

“Back in Republic City I see.”

[thewatertribechief]

“Yes, it’s been rather quiet lately back home. I figured I’d drop in and see how you were doing.”

[modai-tuwang]

“Well, I’m doing pretty good. How’s the family?”

[thewatertribechief]

“Well Korra’s doing fine last I spoke to her and I haven’t spoke to Senna since the divorce.”

[modai-tuwang]

"Ooh, I take it you still aren't on good terms with her."

[thecombatbender]

“Did you enjoy the party so much that you got drunk?” (modai-tuwang)

“I wouldn’t say ‘drunk’, but I believe I was rather tipsy,” Hennah admitted. “I did have a great time there though, Your Highness. I wouldn’t remember if I were drunk, would I?”

@modai-tuwang

[modai-tuwang]

"Who knows?" Wu nudged Hennah's arm playfully. "But as long as you enjoyed the party, that's what matters."

[modai-tuwang]

"Hello, Wu."

“Back in Republic City I see.”

[thewatertribechief]

“Yes, it’s been rather quiet lately back home. I figured I’d drop in and see how you were doing.”

[modai-tuwang]

“Well, I’m doing pretty good. How’s the family?”

[daughter-of-agni]

starters: The Caesars

[modai-tuwang]

“I love you, I want you, and I must have you!” “A servant needs to be given an illusion of power.” “Take my sword, it’s sharper than yours.” “I’ll come back when you’ve learnt to obey.” “You’re just a great god they see sometimes trotting by on a white charger. You’re the one that could put things right. All you have to do is descend from the heavens.” “You’re their own particular god, the God of the Rhine Army. If you became God of the whole world, you’d see to it they live on chicken and wine for the rest of their lives. Not true of course, but it’s what they seem to believe.” “I wouldn’t have died. I’m stronger than they were. Physically stronger. Always have been.” “But honestly, was that any reason to send me into exile in this dead or alive home?” “You just wait until I’m Emperor/Empress. You’ll be first, and I’ll do it myself.” “You don’t want that ninny on the throne of Rome.” “Is it worth at least a kiss.” “Grandfather/Grandmother you must not die.” “So whatever we do, we’re ruined?” “Good government has a number of necessary secrets.” “Thank you, but at five o’clock, I ceased being a beggar and became an Emperor/Empress again.” “Rather than charge you with refusing to comply with an order, I request an explanation.” “Did you enjoy the party so much that you got drunk?” “And this pretty little throat will be cut whenever I please.” “Do you understand this is your last act of power?” “Are you trying to deny any part in the governing of this empire?” “He/She puts it clumsily, but he/she’s right.” “Are you trying to undermine (insert name here)?” “If I had been in his job, you wouldn’t have had a mutiny.” “I could stand the sight of men killed in battle, but this…” “I would gladly see my wife and child die, if I led to your greater glory.” “Necessities are always painful, and punishments are never popular.” “Go away wife/husband, I’ll see you later…perhaps.” “Our children must live to be Emperors. Don’t make an enemy of (insert name).” “The Empire will mourn your death, honor me because I am your widow, our children because they’re your children.” “Advice from your advisor: If you intend to settle peacefully, don’t go in like an invading army.” “Your advice took the form of refusing to obey an order.” “Am I the best dancer in the world?” “Support me then. Tomorrow, I shall need all the inspiration I can find.” “I am not concerned with what they are doing, I am concerned with what they must do.” “I loved your father/mother, until I met (insert name).” “The Empire is a monster that wishes to eat me alive.” “I never dare gave advice, I sometimes make a suggestion.” “I have warned you, to come when I sent for you.” “When the Emperor is thought to be sick, the heir rejoices.” “The Senate as always will do as they’re told.” “It would be even more exciting to make love to you in front of his eyes.” “Bad news travels fast.” “Fetch me a whip.” “Guilty of what?” “Well, the Emperor/Empress will certainly be glad the mutiny is over.” “They can’t read what it says, so it must be a curse.” “Find the poison…the slaves in the kitchen…torture them till one confesses.” “We are two sensible people, science exists, magic does not.” “Is that an insult? I thought it was common knowledge.” “Since he orders me to go, I shall go…and if he dies, I shall come back.” “So perish all who do not worship me! You must worship me! I…am…A GOD! “Tell me, to what do you attribute the fact that my wife had given birth to a child only one month after our marriage?” “I shall have you thrown in the river to clean you.” “I shall have you put to the torture until you confess why you love me.” “I am not open to blackmail.” “I have my misfortune.” “Torture the doctor until he confesses, then kill him.” “I’m making love…to the moon.” “You will not make love to me while I am still married.Neither in front of his eyes nor behind his back.” “Good night you lovely things, you rivals for my heart.” “If you hate me, kill me. If I deserve death, kill me! “You are my god. Gods can do no wrong.” “Flog me again! I don’t care! I love you!” “If only one of you wishes me dead…draw you sword, plunge it into me, PROVE whether I’m a god or a fraud!” “The moon goddess is in love with me.” “I wouldn’t dream of criticizing the Emperor, not even to you.” “We will have a singing lesson. You will show me how musically you can groan.” “What do I do with a woman who publicly alleges I’m trying to poison her? “You know how I am? Emperor’s/Empress’ son. Emperor’s/Empress’ only, real, actual, born of his/her loin son.” “The Imperial Family must set an example by marrying and procreating as I done, not by drinking and whoring as you have done.” “You and I could do without each other. You are trained.”

[fairy-tail-babes]

Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)

Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!

So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!

[modai-tuwang]

"Hello, Wu."

"Back in Republic City I see."

[modai-tuwang]

I Claudius RP meme (Version III)

"And is deception with a wife seen as a sound introduction to the husband?"

"Announce me, you filthy pig, or I'll have you sent back to the mud huts from which you came!"

"Why, we could stage the greatest night of love the world has ever seen."

"This puts the Emperor's life in danger; and if it puts his/her life in danger, it puts our lives in danger."

"Forgive me, but how else were you to know if your wife's excesses?"

"Her adulteries are as numberless as the sands on the beach, and that is no figure of speech."

"Kill him. We've talked enough."

"May you rot in hell."

"The Emperor's back in Rome. They're arresting everybody."

"Anyone can talk to me, anyone except you."

"You don't talk to people, you bully them."

"Just a minute, that's our new Emperor/Empress."

"Don't go in there."

"There'll be no pain, I promise you."

"Child, child. Your life is done."

"Fall on a sword? Is that what you want for me?"

"I want a divorce."

"There'll be no divorce! None!"

"Let me go, you fat, drunken cow!"

"Is that all it's been? One little year?"

"A mother can't love all her children."

"You bitch! You filthy bitch!"

"You are the biggest fool any parent is ever punished with!"

"What a spineless, miserable, mean-spirited creature you are."

"Darling, all that I have done I have done for one reason, and that is to give us the right the be together."

"Master! He's alive again!"

"Quiet slave before I make a beef cutlet out of you."

"Come back, you whore! I'm not finished."

"By the way...don't touch the figs."

"I don't like that person, he/she had no business in your bedroom!"

"Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out."

"You're not fit to be Emperor!"

"Gift from our wives, Jove."

"But God(dess), you ordered no triumphs."

"I ordered you not to celebrate!"

"And you took me at my word? Typical."

"Isn't it obvious?"

"Y-y-you've become a g-g-god!"

"Give me his ring."

"I will nurse you like a viper in her bosom."

"Bring me a vine branch! This queen needs flogging before she goes."

"I won't have it! You're mine! You're mine!"

"I've decided that if nothing pleasing came off that boat, I shall have you thrown off the face of the cliff into the bay.

"Is there anyone in Rome who has not slept with my daughter?"

"Have you slept with my daughter?"

"He knows about that. I told you, he's ambitious."

"Has it ever occurred to you, that it's you they hate, and not me?"

"May I keep the cub?"

"She took a fancy to me?"

"Tell me, does he know you're plowing his mother's furrow with such ferocious skill and energy?"

"You acted as her pimp and her procurer!"

"Father! Please, please don't send me away!"

"Take my advice, and climb on the funeral pyre with him!"

"She's not my daughter anymore, I've forgotten her."

"There's 100,000 people out there. Mars Field is ablaze with torches!"

"It should've been you died...what use are you to anyone?"

"The Emperor has abandoned you."

"Well, damn him! I've retired before and I can retire again! Let his precious grandson run his empire for him."

"Point is...how to arrest him."

"You shall stay here with me. Rome deserves you!"

"I will open Rome's bowels! The streets with run like a sewer!"

"Just been talking to the river god! He threatened to drown me!"

"How dare you mention that whore to me!"

"I have only to raise my voice and tear my clothes for you to be executed on the spot."

"Wasn't really worth it. I could've told you that."

"Here I am, my Liege, ready to do what you want."

"They've gone ahead of you my friend, like so many others."

"I'm your wife/husband, you must protect me."

"For once, passion and ambition are beautifully combined."

"Well, I envy him his nights, but not his days."

"I care very much whether he lives are dies."

"And what makes you think that I filthy, smelly old person like you can become a god(dess)?"

"He needs a good whipping, not a talking to."

[cacciatriice]

Put "whisper" in my ask box and my muse will whisper one of these in your muse's ear:

[mystiicwitch-deactivated2017042]

rpstartersanskboxfillers:

1. “I love you.” 2. “I hate you.” 3. “I know you love me.” 4. “Don’t act like you love me when it’s so clear that you don’t.” 5. “Don’t make me threaten you.” 6. “Marry me.” 7. “You smell lovely.” 8. “I can be cruel if I have to.” 9. “I can’t wait to watch you burn.” 10. “You’re perfect.” 11. “You were a mistake.” 12. “I never loved you.” 13. “I loved you too much.” 14. “Look a parrot.” 15. “Kiss me.” 16. “Let’s get out of here.” 17. “It’s over.” 18. “Oh, its just beginning.” 19. “You can’t get rid of me that easily.” 20. “It’s now or never.”

[baatartheyounger]

Your muse is a secret police official and has just abducted my muse. Send "Splash" to throw water on my muse and wake them up in an interrogation chamber.

Send “Where am I?” to reverse so my muse is the officer and yours is the abductee.

[rpingmemes]

Send ∩ for an AU starter in which my Muse is Royalty and yours is their personal Knight.

[askaiweiofzaofu]

Send U for an AU where your muse is royalty and mine is their personal knight.

[thesecondladybird]

Send 💜 for my muses reaction to being hugged tightly.

[roleplaymmemes]

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you...

[soontxbemaster-deactivated20151]

Who asks the other on dates: Who is the bigger cuddler: Who initiates holding hands more often: Who remembers anniversaries: Who is more possessive: Who gets more jealous: Who is more protective: Who is more likely to cheat: Who initiates sexy times the most: Who dislikes PDA the most: Who kills the spider: Who asks the the other to marry them: Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Who would bring up possibly having kids: Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Who tries to make up first after arguments: Who tells the other they love them more often:

[modai-tuwang]

(A knight and a prince/king? sounds awesome!) ∩

"I gotta say..." Wu smiled as he eyed Tonraq's uniform. "You're looking real snazzy for a knight."