mother fucker unlimited

I’LL BE GONE WHEN THE DRUGS WEAR OFF

[modedepeche]

what is about tumblr that makes people act unhealthy

[driflloon]

beauty @ jour ne ss19

[syrupfae]

ig: _katerinaplotnikova_

[alovesogentle]

Again it disturbs me that people in their early twenties are ashamed of being virgins as though it should be normal and expected for middle schoolers and high schoolers to be fucking lile crazy particularly when those are the most vulnerable amd likely to be taken advantage of by adults. This world’s fixation with sex is disturbing

[the-quasar-hero]

my healthcare plan is if i get sick, i’ll shrink a group of my friends and they’ll go and beat the shit out of whatever illness i have. 

[the-quasar-hero]

this motherfucka show up? then last thing he gonna see is this

[slendahgirl]

Isn’t…isn’t this a jimmy neutron episode..

[i-carrion-icarian]

A friend. 🐱

[hozierslikes]

Today on “Hozier’s Likes”

[modedepeche]

god just learn to have fun so fucking what if a kid on the internet is calling themselves feral? what the hell does it hurt if a kid with anxiety jokes about fighting god? and you’re the same people who say “cringe” culture is over but you really mean “stop making fun of me but i can still make fun of other people for harmless silly things.”

[modedepeche]

its a miserable life where you’re constantly scrutinizing the actions of others for cringe material

[modedepeche]

god just learn to have fun so fucking what if a kid on the internet is calling themselves feral? what the hell does it hurt if a kid with anxiety jokes about fighting god? and you’re the same people who say “cringe” culture is over but you really mean “stop making fun of me but i can still make fun of other people for harmless silly things.”

[modedepeche]

does anyone remember the scene from the spongebob movie where patrick danced with fishnet leggings on cause.... cinematic poetry

[warevol]

[forthehungryboy]

You know when people say “I watched this movie because you talked about it” or “I’ve been listening to this artist because I know you like it”, tenderness

[modedepeche]

also i will say that it’s not cheesy to recognize the things in your life that your grateful for. let yourself experience that gratitude, it will make you feel better

[modedepeche]

shut up about avengers endgame. some of you just need to take a step back it’s just another shitty miltary propaganda hollywood movie and that’s that. no more discourse to be had so just fucking enjoy the movie because you want to (while being aware of its faults) or dont engage, and move on with your life. it’s not a new thing. yes, hollywood is awful and it needs to change, but we all know that already. we don’t need to discourse it anymore. y’all are just bored.

[modedepeche]

idk why beards are considered a symbol of age anymore. u can grow a beard at any age once you go through puberty. i guess as you get older you just lose the will to shave

[shejackalarts]

[somalester]

nobody:

thor in endgame: