Camille Appreciation Week Day 5 (Character traits/tropes): Deadpan snarker
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Cami: What's the point? You just repeat the same thing over and over again. Rebekah's out to get you. Elijah's out to get you. Is there anyone who isn't plotting your downfall? I doubt you trust your own reflection.
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Cami: Wow, things I never thought I'd be doing- feeding a vampire. My 16-year-old self would think I'm really cool right now.
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Cami: So, be a good little boy and get back into bed.
Klaus: If I had a quid for every time a woman's tried that line on me...
Cami: ...you'd have, like, no money.
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Cami: I saw the light from the courtyard and took a chance that...(sees Genevieve) you weren't with the half-naked psycho witch! Seems I gambled and lost.
Genevieve: Ten minutes ago I was fully naked.
Cami: Oh! Then you've served your purpose. Don't let me hold you up.
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Klaus: "Wait in the car," you said. "I'll be right back," you said. Did I not sufficiently explain to you the urgency of this endeavour?
Cami: You're the one who hijacked my afternoon to drag me along to this revenge fantasy of yours. Excuse me if I need a drink to take off the edge before the killing begins.
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Klaus: I've taken precautions.
Cami: Oh goody. Papa Tunde's mystical knife of ludicrous torment. Glad that's still around.
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Mikael: Let me hazard a guess- you are one of these alienists, right?
Cami: We're called therapists these days and to be honest, you could do with some couch time.
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Cami: I always thought having a woman's mouth on my neck would be more erotic.
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Elijah: So this is your solution? Mend the home, mend the man...
Cami: Or we could go fishing and I could tell you about the summer I lost my virginity.
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Klaus: Camille, I need your help.
Cami: "Hello, Klaus." "Hello, Camille. Thank you so much for convincing my furious siblings to join my machiavellian plan." "Ya, that was good times, oh what did you say? How is my neck? It's healed, thank you so much for asking!" Now, you were saying?
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