modernagebaseball

Tay. adult. Bi. She/they. I’m trying to get better. It’s hard work.

[mariamlovesyou]

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[pinene]

Masturbate the dog

[chimpdinnerlive]

our server's weekly movie voting rules

[chimpdinnerlive]

War has changed.

[autism-thoughts]

The anti-vax and anti-science propaganda is very real - and also, frankly I think doctors and nurses would've had an easier time getting people not to fall for it if they spent less time treating people like fucking shit

[autism-thoughts]

This post is about a lot of things but it is especially about racism, medical abuse, and eugenics

[pomegranateteeth]

This is my oldest draft and honestly don’t know if the world will ever be ready for it

[aleshakills]

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

[aleshakills]

You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime

[aleshakills]

This has nothing to do with historical accuracy by the way. It's about the genre conventions and the internal logic of the scenario. If you wanna be a princess getting kidnapped by a dragon or running of to faerie, go for it. If you wanna be a prize locked away in a tower, or an aspiring despot, be a princess.

If you want to have an intense homoerotic rivalry with another girl you met at magical boarding school, you're the daughter of a marquis at best.

[starryeyeddreamer21]

We should've gotten a million seasons of Riverdale. Cole Sprouse should be wearing that beanie until the day he dies

[queerofthedagger]

the problem is that lack of enrichment WILL turn you into the most abhorrent little gremlin bastard known to mankind and it's entirely on you to notice that ah, yes, it's been two months since you've seen anything other than your flat, your workplace, a friend if you're doing well, and the same three streets you walk every day. and then you just gotta sternly grab yourself by the scruff and go maybe take a beach/lake/forest day or visit an art gallery or whatever and then, respectfully, calm the ever-loving fuck down

[9e978e]

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[kinuko]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

its so crazy imagining them jerking off together

[anglaised]

[xenopeach]

[sophsun1]

#my two moods

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia – 9.05: Mac Day

[segamascott]

[capacity2]

He’s so selfish. She’s generous enough to put food on the table but he cant give her some cake? All these men do is take take take

[hellallamerican]

call my vibrator infinity the way its always on high