modernagebaseball

Tay. adult. Bi. She/they. I’m trying to get better. It’s hard work.

[captain-price-returns]

eating in mexico as a Brit or central/northern European has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

[wetchickenbreast]

where are the jobs for useless people who can't handle anything at all

[sacred-portal]

[hikikomoricomplex]

I see we’ve reached the “blame your failures on communist subterfuge” phase of the AI business plan

[hikikomoricomplex]

The AI business plan, for reference:

1. Promise everything.

2. Piss off everyone.

3. Deliver nothing.

4. Blame asians?

[bgm05]

[bimbogollum]

My life is now separated into 2 eras: BPT (before Preminger towel) and APT (after Preminger towel)

[catchymemes]

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[t4nku]

I legit needed to hear this

[kooldewd123]

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

[kooldewd123]

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

[birdsareblooming]

For the love of god stop

[dogpuppy]

[wayfire-official]

If you work in an office you should put a sticky note with a fake password on your display

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[xueyangapologist]

[kosmogrl]

[retrogamingblog2]

[digital-magus]

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.