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lporterblog

Yeah.

scrublover

company mascot fanart

i havent logged in for six months, what did i miss

worstdril

brentonbarnesart

"Tina Belcher - Friend Fan Fiction"

Fan Art

Ink & Digital

2014

modernserf

oh hey, I know Brenton! HI BRENTON

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.

orplid-deactivated20181205

early-onset-of-night-blog

A wax gentleman in one of the Deadwood casinos….

He just sort of stands there, lookin’ awesome. Not unlike myself…

wg420b-blog

The public architecture of Silicon Valley is like the interior design of a hotel that rents by the hour. Even as every company touts their desire and ability to change the world–and some very much do–the buildings are inoffensive and generic enough to welcome the next guest. They lack style, not necessarily in the sense of being ugly, but simply being unstyled, like a size medium suit ordered off the internet. The arrangement works for both parties: the tech company’s goal is always to grow rapidly enough that they will be moving soon, and the property owner’s goal is to be able to fill the space with whoever can pay the rent for the next twelve months.

allbirbs-blog

becausebirds

never stop tweeting

bogleech

dinosaurs ruled our planet for eons and now they toot while people put oven mitts on their heads

alexhasa

Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances

Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold! Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!) A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette Toaster (For the Toastless)