the dawn will come.

Kaitlin: wife; believer; teacher; reader; fangirl. This is now basically a receptacle for my unhealthy Dragon Age obsession but occassionally other things I also love (Marvel, HP, Hamilton, that kind of thing).

[catch57]

let me guess. all the leaves are brown and the sky is gray?

[bearsintreesofficial]

be cringe about your interests!! be embarrassing about the things that matter to you!! be unashamedly annoying with regards to the things that make your world go round!! the world is a better place because of it!!

[rayghosts]

bill cipher is alive, david tennant is the doctor, new supernatural season might come out, homestuck is updating, mcr and fallout boy will headline a tour together, dan and phil are gay, ian and anthony are making smosh vids again, mcu loki has his own show, new scott pilgrim show used the same cast as the movie, josh hutcherson is being thirsted after

[despicable-g]

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

[blueapplesiren]

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[insomniac-arrest]

a graph based on my observations

[samayla]

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

My most stereotypically white person habit is I really do LOVE saying “looks like we got here at the right time” if a place gets crowded after we’ve been seated

[dearest-loveliest-elizabeth]

Still a little hesitant about the movie but this is truly Alex and Henry

[space--potat0]

I'm such a slut for shy introverted Henry being dragged out of his shell by his emotional support chaos demon

[jessebloom]

the obsession some people have with their ships being canonized…..who are you, the catholic church

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

Fans, fandom, countrymen, lend me your likes. I came to bury canon, not to praise it.

[twistcmyk]

friends

[suilesbian]

apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was

[thecourtshrieker]

[funkypoacher]

#while we’re at it the author is not the narrator or the protagonist either

now THIS one louder at the back

[nickyandmikey]

god 50 years ago you really could go see a trashy b-movie and it still had gorgeous cinematography, lighting and set design, fun costumes and makeup, and now a hollywood production could have 80 million dollars thrown at it only for it to look like a drawn-out tv commercial for laundry detergent

[sarasanddollar]

sorry, we put your boyfriend in a very strange machine. yeah, his molecules got all rearranged. now he has snow white hair and glowing green eyes. on the bright side he’s much more unique than the other guys

[greenacademic-deactivated202109]

anyway disabled people (both physically and mentally) don’t have to be exceptional for their lives to have value

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[theconcealedweapon]

[robotpussy]

Specific Barbie references in the Barbie movie (2023) based on the promo and teaser trailer (so far)

Margot Robbie as Barbie - 1959 Ponytail Barbie Doll (The first barbie doll)

Emerald Fennell as Midge - 2003 Midge and Baby (BANNED FROM WALMART!)

Issa Rae as President Barbie - 2020 Candidate doll from the Barbie Campaign Team Set

Michael Cera as Allan - 1964 Allan Doll (He's Ken's Buddy!)

(Unsure) Dua Lipa as Blue-Haired Mermaid (potentially Nori from Mermaidia (2006) , or Dreamtopia (2017-2018)

Kate McKinnon as messed up, played with chewed feet Barbie Doll (Transcends time and generations)