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When you’re up so late that you’re debating what time is too early for the noise of making breakfast

Today I checked on my snail which I’ve kept alone for months so it doesn’t reproduce.

This asexual nonbinary icon fertilized its own eggs to become a single parent and now there are babies everywhere.

#help #this is gonna be a headache #snails #terrestial snails #asexual representation

I’m a little mad they didn’t let me see my wisdom teeth before they threw them away. Like at least let me say goodbye, that’s literally my four teeth children

#I miss my teeth children 😔#shitpost #txt #wisdom teeth #this is true #wisdom teeth removal #my face hurts #on a real note

I’m lowkey serving chipmunk post-op wisdom teeth surgery

#they stole my teeth #fr #my face is so swollen #shitpost #txt #this is true #chipmunk core

apricops

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

innerchildabortionclinic

your cat was an honor to see in the window

If my previous relationship was seen in the light of uno he had two colors he refused to use and won anyways

#shitpost #txt #on a real note #this is true #thoughts #breakup #i love him still #but like he fucked up #and I’m better #on my own

Sending YouTube videos to the next generation like they’ll watch it when I’ve never touched the books that my aunt got for me

#shitpost #txt #on a real note #this is true #thoughts #fr #science

heartbreak so bad im getting bojack horseman edits

#i miss him #I can’t believe it’s over #on a real note #this is true #txt #thoughts #brb gonna go cry

goldpatchy

WHY WOULD YOU FORCE ME TO CHANGE MY PASSWORD. I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE MY PASSWORD. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. LET ME KEEP MY FUCKING PASSWORD. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO REMEMBER A NEW FUCKING PASSWORD.