captain

My name's Regina and I like trees. And cows. And butts. I'm always confused. I recognize my white privilege and strive for education on all topics

[brittany-murphy]

[agarfield-deactivated20160309]

[dezzbitesyou-deactivated2014080]

Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.

[william-snekspeare]

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

[smallish-giraffe]

why are negative qualities given female names? debbie downer. negative nancy. chatty kathy. take your sayings with female-coded names and swap them. donnie downer. negative neil. chatty charlie.

[vulpinethunder]

Sexist Sam Racist Ralph Homophobic Herman

[smallish-giraffe]

that’s the spirit. you’re hired.

[shadycatz-deactivated20151117]

Misogynistic Matthew Fuckboy Frank Asshole Andrew Go Fuck Yourself Greg

[obsoletedilemma]

Nasty Nate Jfc Jack Can You Not Carl Dirty Dean

[bubblygrassi]

Nash Grier 

[minortrend]

That last one speaks for them all

[solluxs-deactivated20130219]

someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that

[animal-factbook]

Until a certain age, puppies have to spoon each other while sleeping in order to maximize body temperature and cuteness factor. 

[gamechangershow]

[eventuahlly]

Black person: *does something bad*

The internet: Black culture is violent and black people are mostly ghetto savages.

Black person: *does something selfless and virtuous*

The internet: why does his color matter? That is the spirit of humanity. Good is in everybody.

[historicaltimes]

WWII —- Indian pilots who flew Birmingham built Spitfires during The Battle of Britain

via reddit

[wintergrey]

Lookit these handsome badasses. #DiversifyAgentCarter

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

tbh! to be honest

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

[jamesrbarnes]

I gave him Black Widow’s legs because I thought it’d be funny but 

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[miedriwesley]

i knew something was off!

[whalepoop3-deactivated20171231]

I legit did not notice i just kept scrolling like “lookin fierce steve”

[donesparce-deactivated20160928]

It finally happened

A white rich suburban mom called me a dropout and told her very young daughter (who made the comment I was working very hard) this is where she’d end up if she didn’t do well in school

Finally

I graduated top 10 from both high school and college to hear the dropout speech from a white suburban mom

It’s like a right of passage for working in service and retail jobs

Finally I am a true waitress

The AMERICAN WAITRESS

[dragongirltitties]

bring ur diploma with u to work so you can hit ppl like that with it like ur scattering scavenging animals from a trash can

[mysharona1987]

[fishingforanvils]

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

[benth0s]

Negative effects of smoking marijuana:

You now have less Marijuana.