*plugs hdmi cable into hdmi slot and not the usb slot* I learned that at tech school ;)

Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
Mike Driver

if i look back, i am lost

Discoholic 🪩

Andulka
hello vonnie
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

shark vs the universe
taylor price
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

JVL
todays bird

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

JBB: An Artblog!
sheepfilms
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@moealchemist
*plugs hdmi cable into hdmi slot and not the usb slot* I learned that at tech school ;)
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years
goodbye mariah, till next xmas
i just got a rejection for a job i never applied for??????? lmfao???? WHAT
we don’t know who you are but we don’t fucking want you
“just stay the fuck away from us”
last christmas i told you my kink
but the very next day you shamed it away
i love this girl KEJSKDJSK
You forgot the best one!
This is Beebinch!!! She’s on Instagram twitter and tiktok and she does incredible work. Give her a follow you won’t regret it
It gets better!
I-fucking-CONIC
Why does God allow only certain people to feel joy
Holy shit the levels of interaction here, this is like seeing an ant and shooting it with a gun
Mom shuts out kids in hopes that they get along
Everything you need in one spot
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load
Ich bei einer Verabredung: Also, stell dir vor, du stehst bei einem Gewinnspiel vor drei Türen, hinter einer ist ein Auto und hinter zwei anderen ist jeweils eine Ziege, du wählst eine Tür aus, der Spielleiter öffnet eine Tür die du nicht ausgewählt hast, hinter der sich eine Ziege befindet und du hast die Möglichkeit, deine Wahl zu ändern auf die dritte verbleibende Tür, tust du es? Verabredung: Ich bleibe bei meiner Entscheidung. Ich, Brotstangen in meinen Rucksack stopfend: Entschuldigung, ich habe leider vergessen, ich muss jetzt unverzüglich gehen