Monterey Bay Aquarium
ellievsbear
roma★
occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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tannertan36
tumblr dot com
we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
ojovivo
Jules of Nature
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@moeder-geit
Brief reminder that my blog is basically where I dump my entire everything lol you won't find a category here it's as surreal and weird as my brain
Expect fandom to blend into witchcraft to blend into posts I find hilarious to blend into cookie recipes I wanna try there's no law and order here only stream of consciousness
why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy
World Heritage Post
#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads
i had an idea
Comic #2 of this series can be found here
I think we need more posts where mario and luigi are actually best friends.
They are def colourblind and think they got matching outfits.
Adding the final panel because, come on!
also, new reaction image?
Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.
This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.
im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it
It’s back on my dash. 😂
Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird
You know the meme where you go "the name of [noun with a diminutive] implies the existence of [a hypothetical HUGE form of same thing, but without the diminutive]" like "existence of dorito implies the existence of THE DORO" and it's a huge-ass corn chip the size of a wheel of cheese?
Well, in finnish, the word for moth is "yökkönen", from "yö" (night), the suffix "-kko/kkö" which has many purposes but one of them is to change any word into "person involved with doing something with the root word", and the dininutive "-nen". So the name of moth is "little night creature".
But coming back to the diminutive meme, the existence of yökkönen would imply the existence of yökkö, the big (or at least medium-sized, or non-small) night creature. Through a happenstance completely unrelated to moths or other insects, "yökkö" is the finnish vernacular word for a night shift nurse.
Lies. Finnish night shift nurses are all creatures of the night. Check them for the five scratch marks. You WILL find them.
I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.
I can't get over how hilariously on-the-nose Malice and Mayhem are as names for a villainous duo. In legal jargon, "malice" is the intent to do harm, and "mayhem" is the act of doing harm. You don't need to ask which one is the brains and which is the brawn because they're labelled.
this was a very confusing post for me personally
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
Alright now I’m curious
Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal
Don't do this
World Heritage Post
You know that whole "how do we mark nuclear waste sites in a way that people of the future will actually listen, given that heartfelt warnings just increase curiosity"?
It would help tremendously if any of them DESCRIBED the experience.
They're too traumatized to say more.
Happy birthday, Mary!
My sweet beautiful innocent child has one reoccurring nightmare. It is that we (I assume it's her parents tho I can't be sure) will not allow her to scoop her own ice cream
So I just need you to imagine a tiny child just screaming like she's being murdered at 4 am "NO NO NO I NEED TO SHOOP IT FOR ME YOU NEED TO LET ME SHOOP IT"
like heart breaking that this is happening to her but damn girl
Could not get her to calm down as she's prone to night terrors so I had to lay in bed with her and take her arms and pretend scoop giant ice cream with her tiny hands and THAT WORKED being a parent is insane
We have also entered the "you may only show affection if I am involved" stage which is so funny. If I so much as kiss my husband on the cheek there's just a tiny voice screaming "WHAT ABOUT YOU LOVE PENNY TOO!?"
She's become like an unhinged self insert fanfic author
"Okay now you kiss dada"
"Okay now you KISS ME!"
Hold on I'm saving this so I can reblog it just let me get a meme ready
Okay here it is
10/10 yes
Penny is legitimately my favorite tiny person.
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
"Homemade wine" you mean moonshine?
No, moonshine is distilled spirits, different from wine.
Anyway, objectively funny crimes
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
all hail the 1 million note Piss Post
excuse me i never pissed on this post!
Wizards (1977)
Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??
