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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Product Placement
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me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]
me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!
me: whoa….id better be more careful!
gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]
certified iconic post
pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.
we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza
tomato a fruit
blocked
9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth
a mosquito wrote this
Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)
My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”
I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss
i imagine every time i talk to myself like im my own audience theres little me’s in my brain watching like im a twitch streamer like this
do the windy thing
a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks
Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?
If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???
Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!
The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that
that’s a tiny pistol he is holding
e me a mail
make the attachment a pic of a snail
A young paleontologist may have discovered a record of the most significant event in the history of life on Earth.
hey, @bunjywunjy - this might be your jam (and any other dinosaur enthusiasts, it’s a heck of a read)
man that’s not just a heck of a read it’s fuckin GROUNDBREAKING is what it is!
this dude actually found a large fossil deposit that was created not just close to, but actually DURING THE K-PG EXTINCTION EVENT.
IT’S LITERALLY A WINDOW BACK IN TIME TO THE CHICXULUB IMPACT, AND TURNS OUT IT WAS WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE IMAGINED
it’s a geologic snapshot of the apocalypse.
reading the full article is certainly a trip, and to summarize for those who are intimidated by longer reads:
- chicxulub is the given name for the meteor that struck/initiated the event
- the paleontologist within is described as making groundbreaking discoveries of multiple species every day, but many of his peers discount him because they’re grouchy old dudes he accidentally had a fragment of a turtle bone involved in a larger reconstruction of a fossil this one time and they won’t let him live it down.
- the extinction event was so fast and so destructive, this guy describes this particular dig-site as being so densely layered with dead and dying creatures, there is a lot of organic tissues that have been preserved, and he is able to even discern that many of the marine and freshwater fish may have still been alive as they were buried due to molten glass being found in their gills, implying they were still attempting to breathe.
- they looked into exactly when and how this could have happened, having freshwater and marine animals stacked on top of mammals and larger dinosaurs (including an amazing deinonychus forearm discovery he was able to match to feather fossils he was finding atop the pile), and rather it being the initial tsunami, they are fairly sure that it was caused by a seiche of catastrophic proportions, which would have been set off within the first hour of the event. denser and larger creatures sunk to the bottom, leaving lighter debris like leaves, small fish, feathers, and molten glass on the surface.
summary: terrifying!
This is fucking incredible
Holy SHIT!
Here’s a famous book snippet describing how feasible that we could find dinosaur fossils on the moon.
@paleogay
Adding this, since I didn’t know the word and pronunciation
so, yeah, the Caribbean Sea seiched up outta its bed and walloped the land with a deluge of sea creatures right after the impact apocalypse
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon’s got dinosaurs
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s got dinosaurs.
a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them
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“What happens when someone dies, but they have no one there waiting for them yet?”
you are never truly alone
i really love this so
suicide is never the answer. please push on. things do get better - i promise.
I READ THIS BEFORE IT GOT THE HAPPY COLOURED ENDING, AND IT’S GREAT. THANK GOODNESS FOR THE GOOD ENDING.
because i saw people rebloggin this without this perfect addition and it kinda made me mad
I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold
So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine
Hey guess what hellfire tastes like
Okay, since this post blew up I've gotten a lot of comments and messages, most of which fall into one of five categories:
10% - people asking if I'm okay
20% - people calling me an idiot
5% - science side of tumblr explaining exactly why I'm an idiot
15% - people saying they're going to try it for themselves
50% - people who misread the post and are very confused about the idea of capri sun burning your mouth
