[nocnitsa]

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

I only sleep 4 hours a day and look at me I’m fresh

[tarot-dreams]

🔥🔮🕯😂🙌🏼👄🥰👄🙌🏼😂🕯🔮🔥

a high energy emoji spell.

may your week have the most positive vibes.

only highs. no lows.

like to charge. reblog to cast.

[queencrystal69420]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[himejoshikomaeda]

this video sounds like arceus

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[normal-horoscopes]

It's the way people woobify Elon Musk. Nobody talks about Bezos as if he's some precious little uwu bean. I think it would be really funny if a disgruntled Tesla worker just snuck up behind him during a tv interview and euthanized him with one of those bolt guns they use to kill pigs. Completely painless but deeply traumatic for the people watching. I think that would be good for the gamers of America.

[atepa09]

Well that sounded like a psychopath… “sure let’s just execute this human on tv for the world to consume”

Like are you okay?

[normal-horoscopes]

You know the joker? That's me but nonbinary.

[hornraven]

Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace

[direhuman]

[maykitz]

women make fun of 3in1 shower gel because theyre jealous boys get to smell like glacier samurai

[epilepticsaints]

[electroretard]

[crazy-brazilian]

[officialspec]

no little german boy dont go to the weed cave

[redsavesquare]

Oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of blüntsmoken!

[burned-phoenix]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you seem off today. have you pondered your orb lately

[mevil]

[jumex]

can yall be quiet? im trying to be boring

[jeffgerstmann]

[thefabfreak]

[brucebocchi]

[oatscarwilde-deactivated2024022]

Literally not even an exaggeration

[just-shower-thoughts]

we post our thoughts and feelings online because in real life no one gives a shit about them.

[rslashrats]

[methhomework-deactivated2014032]

hey is your girlfriend seeing anyone

[100493503004422]

*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?