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severalowls

quick, caesar is facing away, get him!

head 🗡

neck 🗡

back 🗡

booty 🗡

leg 🗡

foot? 🗡

Voting ended onMar 16, 2023

dreamingdeadly

sparklyslug

Hanif Abdurraqib is the poetical voice of our time, our generation, our people

hawkeye221b

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

daincrediblegg

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

generaln0m

ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

bigfan1811

assumptionprime

Sometimes we could all use a reminder. (source)

xstarcutx

for @jetkoweek since todays prompt is ‘’Tea shop’’ ☕ Jet got hurt and Zuko is like ‘‘u fuckin idiot’‘ and then they have a m o m e n t….WROW!!! i was using reference of irl ppl so that’s why it looks more realistic… dunno if i like it but :^/ art is hard

arctvros

some men just look better bloody

nativenews

orangechickenpillow

Howl Pendragon as a character prepared me for Astarion Ancunin and I feel like I can't really explain that to anyone who doesn't just get it like you have to have been there when Howl turned himself into literal goop because his hair was dyed one (1) shade redder than usual