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this is the funniest headline I’ve ever seen
sex education season 2, episode 4
i’m not crying, you’re crying
“‘I would get up at one or two a.m. and I would call every gay bar I had the number to from the 1940s. I wouldn’t say anything. I would just stay on the phone and listen to the sounds in the background. I would stay on until they hung up, and then I would call another one of my numbers, until I had called all the numbers I had … That phone. Those numbers. That was my lifeline … It meant there was a place somewhere — even if I couldn’t go there — that place was out there. I could hear it. Freedom.’ She called the bars two to three times a week like this — for fourteen years.”
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From an interview with Myrna Kurland in Baby, You Are My Religion: Women, Gay Bars, and Theology Before Stonewall, by Marie Cartier (2013). Myrna passed away in 2014, at age 86. A video of an additional part of her interview may be viewed here. (via debbyfriday)
what is it about me sitting in my little corner of the Internet and saying “I actually don’t hate myself as an adult now and I want to be nice to people and that’s my entire thing” that makes these anons start foaming at the mouth
I’ll be perfectly honest, I’ve spent the better part of a decade wishing I weren’t fucking alive and beating depression off with a caveman’s wooden club. If I get to a point in my adult life after all that shit where I can finally say “I don’t want to see myself dead anymore, I like who I am” and you have the gall to tell me I have too much self confidence now, I’m gonna take the club I killed my depression with and I’m gonna start beating you with it
Basically,
HELLO KONOHA HIDEN WRITERS I HAVE SOME THOUGHTS
“If they’d been a man and a woman, they might very well have fallen in love”
Heterosexual writers be like “yes, my characters have amazing chemistry with each other, but they’re both the same gender, and I’m homophobic”
the only lets player i give a shit about is rsgloryandgold who is like an 75 year old runescape player who streams his play sessions and tells people to fight him in the wilderness if they dont like him
#no seriously this dude got bullied by keemstar and cried on stream#keemstar claimed he was trying to stalk children online just because he’s an old man on a gaming site#rsgloryandgold has explained before that he streams because his son introduced him to Runescape and to streaming and he loves both#keemstar eventually apologised because he was making up lies about a man he’d never met and twitch threatened to delete keemstar’s channel#keemstar got his fans to invade rsgloryandgold’s chat and spam it with the word pe/do/ph/ile#and rsgloryandgold started crying because he was so upset and confused#he only had a few viewers and suddenly there were thousands of people flooding him making accusations against him#now he has thousands of regular viewers because people who heard about what keemstar was doing ganged up to help him moderate his chat#he’s just an old dude who plays Runescape and he plays it really well too#I was one of the people trying to send him positive vibes after keemstar’s bullshit because rsgloryandgold was getting irl death threats#he was going to quit streaming which had become his main hobby#keemstar pretty much confessed that he was just looking for someone to pick on and an old man amongst young gamers is an easy target
What the fuck that’s horrible
My dad gave me a USB drive with hundreds of pictures he has taken since the 70′s. This picture of the Snuggle bear playing UNO is undoubtedly the best picture he has ever taken.
This pic feels like I’m playing for my life
how do you deal with anxiety ?
i let it fuck me up then i go to bed
the duality of cat
for those unaware of the recent meme development
the cat evidently changed her stance on banana
u heard him ladies
What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
Yes. Can I identify the snail? Because I will find the snail, pick it up with tongs and gloves, put it in a box, get on a boat, and drop it into the Pacific Ocean. It may not die, but if it gets back to me from there, it sure as hell deserves its reward.
the text says the snail’s goal is to find you, not touch/kill you. can you just, like. put the snail in a nice terrarium and enjoy life with an immortal pet snail and $10 million?
Put the snail in a hamster ball
Snorn snenemies to snriends (snail sworn enemies to snail friends).
Ya know those “feeder fish” you can buy for 45 cents at the pet store? If you chose one as a pet, this is why you shouldn’t keep them in or bowls or small tanks! It stunts thier growth and shortens thier lifespan down to under a 3rd, sometimes down to a few days, of their normally 10-15 year lifespan.
It’s nearing the holidays and people love to get kids fish as pets in place of that puppy they want. Please don’t, unless you plan learning a whole new skill set (fish keeping) and installing a fish safe pond at your home.