@molassesdyke - Tumblr Blog

hi i'm miranda i've been here since i was 13. i’m doublegaymarried to my 2 best friends and i turn all bikelanes transgender. avert your eyes using #yarp for personal posts and #dirtbag radio for music. here are my ntb fics and my digital collages. let's all make self-indulgent shit forever and ever <3

#collage #pinned

itmeansalot

toroidalearthtruther

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls

contemptible-scoundrel

prototype jackk has been working tirelessly alongside applebloom, scootaloo, and the other one, to earn his cutie mark

nonlynear

women in STEM (science, tech, erotica, m/m erotica)

#terminal degree

annabelle--cane

what I mean: "sexual intercourse" is as much a social construct as "romantic courtship," and you discover this very quickly as a queer person if you try to talk to able bodied straight cis people who literally think the only thing that counts as Actual Sex is penis-in-vagina penetration, like they call oral "foreplay" it's so dire. various people have a lot of vested interest in cleanly defining "sex" vs "not sex" for a whole slew of reasons (ex. censorship dodging and enforcing, conferring the social clout of virginity and prowess, finding and closing loopholes about premarital sex, deciding what relationships "count" as serious partnerships, ligating what is general assault vs sexual assault vs Something That's Definitely Probably Fine And Not Sexual At All, Actually, etc.), and it's really not something you can just fall back on as obvious common sense that people are dumb for questioning.

what I say: sex isn't real and you can't have it

vrtualjin

sickfreaksirkay

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

mrsterlingeverything

Its time theft friyay

#dirtbag radio #Spotify

silicon65

#stunning like always #jeans on horse !

mollybeenoel

funstyle

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.