[molassesdyke]

dredged 10 years of screenshots, downloads, and photos to put this guy together, very fun. here’s what i’m like rn

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[mummer]

[mattys-marbles]

yuck ! quit acting like a puppy ! 🍔

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[dogpuppy]

[qqchurch]

alas...

(1) (2) (3)

[arienai]

"my fave did nothing wrong" oh yeah well MY fave fucked everything up and she's still my fave so

[patiencefarseer]

Good work everybody

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[beadyeyes]

[dogpuppy]

[aleprouswitch]

Herbie Hancock trying to figure out how to fix a mixer, c. early 80s.

[babyboodle]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[2colde]

i hear there are several types of ways to feel

[interested-individual]

They got rid of all that other stuff and now all we can do is drink each others blood and blow smoke in each others eyes, forever

[interested-individual]

Until theres nothing left to drink and nothing left to smoke

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one