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cam // 26 // they/them i don't know how to use my life

[heateron]

[fuckyoubaker]

FRIDAY.

HAVE AS NICE AS WEEKEND AS POSSIBLE PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[duncebento]

i got jumped on google docs

[crocodilenotes]

CAM IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I’m so glad you had delicious meals to celebrate and I hope that you have a wonderful week!! 🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊

ABBY MY BELOVED!!! THANK YOU!!!! the year seems to be off to a good start so far 💖🫧🍓

[crocodilenotes]

being 27 today means it’s been one year (ish) of my forever scarf. as a nice coincidence it’s exactly 27 feet long right now and i’ve also watched 27 movies while working on it so far :-)

[crocodilenotes]

birthday checklist:

- nice breakfast ✅

- cried so hard i almost threw up in public ✅

- cried so hard i almost threw up at home ✅

- took a nap ✅

- nice dinner ✅

- birthday tarot reading ✅

- grocery store cake ✅

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[wordfather]

do you fuck with my unwritten story

[wordfather]

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

[7777777awawawa7777777]

>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

[fairycosmos]

as a person who is beyond saving i loveee giving life advice. waterlogged corpse at the bottom of the ocean reminding people to swim parallel to the shore to escape a rip current

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[crocodilenotes]

27 today

[ironpour]

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

[bronzewasp]

• the back of cards

sorry for not posting in a while i’ve run out of ideas for the moment

[csny]

[csny]

[lucy-vanpelts]

to k*ll a mockingbird.