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art, sometimes, often, idk . . . commissions open!

[illogical-human-bean]

sooooo all the bylers that skipped to ep seven because they were oh so sure about byler finale and just COMPLETELY SKIPPED OVER THE GODDAMN PLOT? and are now crashing out because “they boiled will down to mike is his tammy” VECNA GOT IN TO HIS HEAD IN THE BEGINNING OF EPISODE SIX. when you jump without looking you usually get in trouble do you forget all the damn analysis we’ve been doing for years? do you forget that the season is not over yet? are you kidding me. are you fucking kidding me. the easy answer is never the right one, and it will all make sense afterwards after we rewatch after it’s all out.

the amount of people i interact with that are like this is fucking ridiculous. like everybody is looking for fast answers now, now, now. stranger things isn’t for people that want to go fast. this is for people who will sit through all the columbo episodes, watch star trek til their eyes ache, that read and read and read all the sherlock holmes and agatha christie novels to find the GODDAMN ANSWER.

if you are so determined to get the quick fucking answer than this show that was built on fucking slow burn, long mystery and soft core horror, then this was never for you because if you keep waiting for the eight second solution,

THIS WAS NEVER EVER MADE FOR YOU

now.

WAKE THE FUCK UP AND GROW UP AND SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

slow. down. and savor it. everything. and then maybe you’d understand. but you won’t because you’re so fucking stubborn and you’re just like the morons that hated will until he was cool with powers.

if you want fast, watch a goddamn tom cruise movie. and fuck off.

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Because i have a functioning brain and media literacy I'm can see that will is a massively unreliable narrator because how in the fresh hell is mike his tammy? Mike "you're a sorcerer, and you're made of magic" wheeler is tammy? Mike "i feel like i lost you or something" wheeler?? Mike "you said yes. It was the best thing I'd ever done" wheeler? That mike? Yeah okay sure

Will needs time and space and some peace of mind to realise that mike isn't his tammy. Or his vickie. Or his max or his lucas or his nancy or his Jonathan or his hopper or his joyce. None of their relationships are similar and none of them come close. And it's not some silly crush. Its an entire lifetime and belief systems written together. Its every core memory and every important childhood experience tied together. Byler is an entire childhood in the making.

[rory-the-great-watson]

That "coming out" scene genuinely made me feel sick.

It's so insensitive that the only reason Will came out to everybody is because of vecna.

Will being forced to come out by his abuser is the WORST way they could have possibly done it.

The fact that it was in front of LITERALLY EVERYBODY doesn't help. SOME OF THOSE PEOPLE AREN'T EVEN HIS FRIENDS.

And the fact that they reversed the self-acceptance arc that he went through in volume 1 by saying that he can only "truly accept himself" if everyone knows.

It felt very impersonal and disgusting. The ONLY, and I mean ONLY, redeemable quality is the way Shawn Levy directed the scene.

He should've just had a scene with his mom, or his mom and Jonathan, a sweet scene where he didn't have to sit in a room with ten people watching him as he confessed his deepest secret.

That was disgusting.

[luuuvelyagain]

"what did you think, that you were going to have good queer rep and cherish it fot the rest of our lives?"

"i guess i did. i really did."

[outromoonyy]

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

[lotus-soups]

the untamed if it was written by rick riordan

ep 1. I Accidentally Get Resurrected

ep 2. My Teenage Nephew Bullies Me

ep 3. The Teacher’s Pet Duels Me to the Death

ep 4. Lan Xichen Shoots His Shot

ep 5. Jiang Cheng Needs a Wingman

ep 6. We Speak With Lan Zhan’s Frozen Grandma

ep 7. Lan Zhan Smiles

ep 8. We Embark On an Epic Field Trip (Also Nie Huaisang is Here)

ep 9. I Throw Hands With a Bird

ep 10. We Meet Our Celebrity Crushes

ep 11. We Pull Up to Evil Summer Camp

ep 12. The Low-Budget Dog Animatronic Tries to Eat Me

ep 13. We Battle the Tortoise of Doom

ep 14. I Threaten to Strip

ep 15. My Stepmom Ships Us Off

ep 16. Pretty Much Everyone I Love is Dead Now

ep 17. I Find a Cure

ep 18. I Plummet To My Death

ep 19. I Come Back Wrong

ep 20. Lan Zhan Breaks Up With Me

ep 21. I Evade Non-Consensual Therapy Sessions

ep 22. My Evil Flute Solo Kills Everybody

ep 23. I Ditch the Dinner Party

ep 24. My Ex’s Brother Tries to Stage an Intervention

ep 25. Jin Zixuan Fumbles My Sister

ep 26. I Reanimate My Homie

ep 27. My Brother Questions My Interior Design

ep 28. Lan Zhan Discovers the Joys of Fatherhood

ep 29. I Get Major FOMO

ep 30. I Fulfill My Cottagecore Fantasies

ep 31. Everything Goes Downhill

ep 32. My Nephew Becomes an Orphan

ep 33. I Plummet to My Death (For Real This Time)

ep. 34 Jin Ling Gets Eaten By a Wall

ep 35. We Become Tomb Raiders

ep 36. Lan Zhan Steals a Chicken

ep 37. I Force Feed Radioactive Porridge to Teenagers

ep 38. Xiao Xingchen Breaks the Bro Code

ep 39. I Go On a Shopping Date

ep 40. I Crash a Conference for Free Food

ep 41. Nie Mingjue is an Unreliable Narrator

ep 42. Everyone Wants to Kill Me (Again)

ep 43. Lan Xichen Trauma Dumps

ep 44. We Visit the Ruins of My Cottagecore Fantasies

ep 45. I Do Group Conflict Resolution In My Underwear

ep 46. The Truth Comes Out

ep 47. I Become a Hostage

ep 48. Jin Guangyao Talks Too Much

ep 49. I Reunite With My Evil Flute

ep 50. My Boyfriend Abandons Me On a Mountain (Not Really)

[skrimblo]

[symphonyofsilence]

I'm never getting over the symbolism of Jin Guangyao's coffin being sealed under the weight of Meng Shi's fallen statue! As if His fate had already been sealed by his mother's profession from the beginning and no matter how high he climbed it would always come to this!

And finally, he got crushed and buried under the weight that had been on him all his life. When all he ever wanted to do was to cherish his mother. He built a temple for her and made a statue of her as a god but in the end, he ended up in Meng Shi's coffin sealed by Meng Shi's statue, in what was once the brothel in which they both were abused.

[molb-ill]

I drew on a tablet that could never be mine

[molb-ill]

"Happy New Years Eve, Sixer."

[molb-ill]

Dude stop you're scaring the huz

[molb-ill]

I need the trans flag emoji on my phone STAT.

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[molb-ill]

If you were drowning out at sea, I'd give u my lungs so you could breathe.

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[molb-ill]

It's such a shame, you became such an issue

[molb-ill]

I, too, want to experience the feeling of illustrating mango Pablo's Bill Cipher.

[molb-ill]

Sometimes blood does run thicker than water

[molb-ill]

Bitch put those grippers AWAY.