sooooo all the bylers that skipped to ep seven because they were oh so sure about byler finale and just COMPLETELY SKIPPED OVER THE GODDAMN PLOT? and are now crashing out because “they boiled will down to mike is his tammy” VECNA GOT IN TO HIS HEAD IN THE BEGINNING OF EPISODE SIX. when you jump without looking you usually get in trouble do you forget all the damn analysis we’ve been doing for years? do you forget that the season is not over yet? are you kidding me. are you fucking kidding me. the easy answer is never the right one, and it will all make sense afterwards after we rewatch after it’s all out.
the amount of people i interact with that are like this is fucking ridiculous. like everybody is looking for fast answers now, now, now. stranger things isn’t for people that want to go fast. this is for people who will sit through all the columbo episodes, watch star trek til their eyes ache, that read and read and read all the sherlock holmes and agatha christie novels to find the GODDAMN ANSWER.
if you are so determined to get the quick fucking answer than this show that was built on fucking slow burn, long mystery and soft core horror, then this was never for you because if you keep waiting for the eight second solution,
THIS WAS NEVER EVER MADE FOR YOU
now.
WAKE THE FUCK UP AND GROW UP AND SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
slow. down. and savor it. everything. and then maybe you’d understand. but you won’t because you’re so fucking stubborn and you’re just like the morons that hated will until he was cool with powers.
if you want fast, watch a goddamn tom cruise movie. and fuck off.










