so so salad

not here to celebrate the mediocrity of white cis men

[carnival-phantasm]

Still working well, I see

[skinmousedarchive]

this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life

[blu-iv]

from bottom to top! get the surgery now! 

[oomshi]

[mediokurrr-deactivated20200405]

CMON SEWING CLASS LETS GET SICKENING

[dayasan]

Merry Christmas everyone

[liberalsarecool]

Trump picks only fellow paid-off swampers.

What the hell is ‘both sides of science’? Like is the Earth flat and round?

[astrodidact]

Fucking unbelievable.

[africant]

[papalagiblog]

Floating garden, Lake Powell

[abyss-tidalpunk]

floating gardens! i love seeing things like this!

~ mod abalone ~

[theoldness]

bitch…omg

[spock-ho-deactivated20170609]

omfg

[elpiso]

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

[tiqerboy-archive-blog]

this is a carwash for people

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

[hollisofficial]

[ocfos]

You fucker

[westcountryadventure]

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

[the-dwemereths-numidium]

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

[finding-luciano]

[readableporn]

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

This is why you have a natural primal instinct to get the shampoo out of your eyes quick.

[powerfulwizard]

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

you shoulda killed him just as a power move

[mens-rights-activia]

Anemone song

[marsixm]

the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?

[marsixm]

i just realized this constitutes constructing intricate rituals to touch the skin of other men

[perlukafarinn]

every time supernatural references fortnite i think of that screencap with steve buscemi going ‘what’s up fellow kids’

[gallifreyanwriter]

Every time they do WHAT

[fslut]

Its still airing??!!

[jameshardenjrr]

Y'all ever text somebody and they so boring that you have no idea what to say back

[stillhereunfortunately]

im somebody

[jasper-rolls]

oh my god it s a fucking thing that you spin around with your hands it’s not that deep

[yui-hirasawa-pregnant-fanfictio]

[shameshack]

[virgoassbitch]