hmmmm,,,,

emma | any pronouns | flatter than a toaster strudel

[pyrotechnicss]

[slomps-stomp]

People have been so worked up over grandpa's bed they are ignoring the fucking cory in the house crop mod

[bogleech]

today I learned one of the approved methods field researchers use to “muzzle” dangerous snapping turtles while weighing them:

[monsieurenjlolras]

david tennant could do sherlock holmes but benendict cumberbatch couldn't do the doctor. also benedict cumberbatch couldn't do sherlock holmes

[monsieurenjlolras]

this is hard proof that tumblr has gotten better because if I had made this post in 2015 I would have gotten several death threats by now

[monsieurenjlolras]

david tennant could do sherlock holmes but benendict cumberbatch couldn't do the doctor. also benedict cumberbatch couldn't do sherlock holmes

[monsieurenjlolras]

this is hard proof that tumblr has gotten better because if I had made this post in 2015 I would have gotten several death threats by now

[triviallytrue]

i bet the dick is insane

[tapewormin]

Banger notes this eve

[architectofimagination]

🤣 what tf

[rattle-my-stars]

[amygdalae]

Soulsborne enjoyers when Anemia the Deficient has 1 changed sentence of dialogue in her 2nd phase boss cutscene if you brought her 7 blood nuggets for her quest earlier in the game

[feytouched]

i like to pretend i'm an intellectual but in my heart the 3oh!3 taio cruz ke$ha katy perry avril lavigne lmfao nicki minaj cobra starship rihanna cascada britney spears lady gaga era of music reigns supreme. ipod touch with the cracked screen type beat

[beardedmrbean]

[noahnomore]

[fthgurdy]

Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

[zvaigzdelasas]

God Bless Our Troops

[looksmokin]

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

[sindri42]

No of course not, that would be ridiculous.

They hot glued springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[strangetikigod]

No of course not, hot glue would kill the clams.

The used silicone adhesive to attach springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[emily84]

[velociraptrix]

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

Before kirk and spock no two men had ever been homosexual

[spoekelse]

this is made immensely funnier by the fact that star trek takes place hundreds of years from now

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

Waiting for spock and kirk to be born so i can be homosexual

[responsibilitychan]

[dxmerons]

little german boy: und platenpüssen?

perry: *puts his hat on*

little german boy: oh mein gotten! perry ze platenpüssen!!

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

[beepost-generator]

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

As a person of Gay Voice experience I think more characters should be free to sound like CGI Pinocchio. Acting is such a famously gay field yet actors are told to act straight to get their parts… we need more characters with Starbucks barista voice and I think we should start dubbing over old films to right a historical wrong, starting with an even gayer version of Luke Skywalker

[citrusgender]