Across The Universe

Hello! My tumblr consists of random things from any TV show I watch, or whatever I think is funny or amazing.

[you-can-be-your-own-god]

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

my constant internal dialogue.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the ‘fireplace’.

[laughoutloud-club]

This guy knows what’s up

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[redditfront]

[oomshi]

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

[420moshdad]

no its called highjacking

[fuckinyeetttt-deactivated202005]

guys no it’s weedwhacking

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

no its called dissapointing ur mother

[baawri]

Donald Trump on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1994)

[stimman3000]

im rlly whatever the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl is.,. depressed goblin nightmare man . thatsa me

[thethighshavespoken]

[just-shower-thoughts]

rudolph the red nosed reindeer is a song about deviation from the norm being punished unless it can be exploited

[zvaigzdelasas]

our meat brains have absolutely no idea how to even begin to picture numbers as big as a billion (now think about how many people have multiple of these & how many people are struggling to put food on the table, if they even have a table)

Anyway, eat the rich

[simonalkenmayer]

No. DO NOT eat the rich. Brain wasting disease due to cannibalism is a thing. I don’t know how many times I have to say this.

[potorch]

Feed the rich to birds?

[simonalkenmayer]

That works.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

[donutish]

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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

[unflatteringcatselfies]

his name is sailor and he loves that CRONCH

[andersam5]

I absolutely lose my shit laughing every time I see this

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

I think I just found religion.

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

hackers: ok lets see what he’s doing through his webcam hackers: …….what the fuck, he’s just crying