Random Cheese

The random thoughts of a woman who LOVES cheese and baking.

[mollymitten]

Random thoughts:

The “insult says what” trick would never work on my mom because she says pardon instead of what.

Meanie: Fattysayswhat?

Mom: Pardon?

Meanie: What? DAMMIT!

[kittstjoans]

Dale Gribble is the chosen Princess of Venus, and he must rescue his from friends from the Negaverse that have taken over the Piggy Boy BBQ fest

Can Dale save his friends from the life sucking forces of the Negaverse? 

Probably not. 

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[jennyloggins]

op what’s it like to have huge fucking meat and an absolutely shredded six pack galaxy brain

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[beardedmrbean]

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[mollymitten]

Fork Level Zero - F.E.M.

Honestly the best new artist I’ve heard in a WHILE!

[idiomagic]

My favorite Soviet era joke: Three Russian men were sent by their company to attend a convention in Moscow. All 3 shared a hotel room. Two of them cracked open a bottle of vodka, but the third just wanted to sleep. The two drinkers got louder and louder as the bottle emptied, telling each other political jokes. The third was kept awake, and got angry.

He went outside for a smoke. On his way back to his room, he stopped at the desk and said 'Please send a pot of tea up to room 23.'

The two drunks were still being loud. The third man went in, looked at them, then leaned over to the light socket 'Comrade Major, please send some tea to my room.'

The other men thought this was hilarious...until there was a knock on the door, and a waiter with a pot of tea. They became completely silent, and the third man fell asleep.

When he woke up in the morning, he was alone. He went to the front desk, and asked where his roommates were.

'Well, the KGB came this morning and took them away.'

The man was horrified 'why did they spare me?!?'

"The comrade major thought the tea joke was very funny." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you like my posts, please consider buying me a Kofi or sharing my pinned post. Life is impossibly hard right now, and I need your help. https://ko-fi.com/idiomagic

[badjokesbyjeff]

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up 

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

[sapphic-nasa]

my dad and i were hanging christmas lights outside and he plugged them in and said “doesn’t this just light up your life?” and i asked him why he was pun-ishing me and he had to sit down to think of a good comeback

[sapphic-nasa]

he just came into my room to tell me i won

[sapphic-nasa]

he can’t look me in the eyes

[deanisanactualprincess]

you did it you beat the dads

[mollymitten]

The Handmaid's Tale

I have seen all seasons of The Handmaid's Tale. My husband has not. After watching the first episode he said, "I now understand why you don't like Trump." Before when we talked about 45, husband said he didn't understand why people hated him. "He's not racist. He's not done anything racists or hurtful!! I'm NOT voting for him, but..." The first episode got him to realize how Trump's presidency could lead to a theocracy. He paced around the living room repeating, "I get it now. I get it now." The next night I suggested we watch the second episode. He said, "Um...seems more like a weekend thing." When the weekend came he said, "Um....you kind of have to be in the mood for it, you know?" Eventually he tried the series again. This time he watched Family Guy after each episode to balance things out. A layer of laughter over the the thick layer of darkness. But, the series proved to be too much again. Until this last week. He decided to try it a third time. He's in a better headspace mentally and is now utterly fascinated. Like how he's fascinated with The Holocaust. The reactions he's had to season 2's first episode was jarring. But considering the road he's been on, not unthinkable. It IS a hard show to watch. I'm just glad he's watching it.

[mollymitten]

Hold up!! Was THAT the original Geoffrey in latest BEL AIR episode?

Wow!!

[st-pam]

[mollymitten]

So THAT’s how EVIL ends?

I feel like there are some loose ends still need tying up.

1. I hardly think that box will be enough to contain Leland. Yes, Sister Andrea is there. But will she and that rickety old box be enough?

2. At the start of the season we see the hydrogen collider. Throughout the episode it’s hinted that something HUGE will go down once it’s turned on. I assumed that it would be brought back in the finale. Or at least worked in again. But aside from casual mentions, it’s never factored into the plot.

In screen writing class we were taught that timelines are important. If you bring one up early in the script it’ll matter in the end. This series brought up when the collider would be activated. And then we don’t see what happens when it does.

3. During the last few episodes we’ve realized that The Entity or “Friend’s of the Vatican,” may be more EVIL than good. They may actually commit the sin of killing. Yes, David DOES call them out on that. He does say he wants things done differently. And he does convince his coworkers to burn the assessment files. But I expected more. I expected him to find out that THEY were actually just as EVIL as the 60. Even though he got his assessment job back, why trust The Entity at all now?

4. Why show Timothy having demonic traits for a second? Why do that when the show is ending? This would be fine if EVIL was getting more seasons. But it’s not. This is the end. Finito. Done.

It reminds me of the 90s Mario movie. The Princess BARGES in asking for help at the end and we don’t get more. And now we have this. Kristin noticing something off about her 5th kid and brushing it off.

We need more!!

5. Andy is just gone now? Won’t his kids miss him?

So many loose ends.

[mollymitten]

THAT’S HOW THEY END EVIL? SERIOUSLY?

[mollymitten]

I very much want to hire Sister Andrea to kill all the demons in my life.

The way she just walks up them, completely chill.

She boops their snoots like it’s nothing. Because to her, it is!

[mollymitten]

I have a story to tell you all that involves karma.

My friend and I found some ski pools and decided to walk to the convince store with them. Along the way we saw some tiny purple plants.

“These are weeds. Let’s whack’em!!” So we swung o our ski sticks back, yell “FOUR!” And whack. Pretty soon the homeowner came out. We tried to run but we weren’t fast enough.

“MY PLANTS!! Why did you kids do this!!!”

“They’re weeds!” My friend said.

“No they are not young man!! My wife waits for them bloom every year! Now I have to go buy new ones!! Look, here’s what we’re gonna do. I want each of you to pay 50 cents and write an apology letter.”

We delivered the money and later on that day.

Years later my friend had a moped that was’t working. He tried to fix it on his own and failed.

“A mechanic downtown can help me. I just need help pushing it there.” We push. Right as we pass the we “weeded” years before, the owner drove out of his driveway on a fully working moped.

My friend’s moped never worked.

Karma.

[mollymitten]

Sister Andrea may know something about The Entity. And they might not be what they appear to be.