Hello

23.

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

Girls will have a 3 hour long psychotic episode then go back on their phones and be like everythings fine now. handheld lobotomy

[dogsuffrage]

[fuckyeahasexual]

Hey, wanted to share this since doctors are saying it’s time to double mask (with a surgical and filtered cotton mask) or K95 (or the similar high grade medical masks) now. 😷

I’ve never used surgical masks during the past 2 years because they don’t fit tight on my face. But you can fix surgical masks if they don’t fit securely!!

I literally had to try it out at home to see and it makes such a huge difference on the fit.

[meowpurrnom]

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu! Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color) Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

[pixelvted-deactivated20131026]

fucking oh god

[homonymph]

FUCK I WANT

[funny-tik-toks]

[plainsonglady]

I am feeling indescribable rage

[wickedwonderlandd]

Hm choosing violence on this day

[nicollekidman]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[daphneblakess]

okay but how fucking funny would it be if immediately after buzzfeed unsolved ends, they announce a new show on watcher with the exact same premise and execution

[daphneblakess]

GUESS WHO GETS TO BE APOLLO'S CHOSEN PROPHET OF THE WEEK BABES

[kaelio]

Recipes from Portland's famous but long-closed Rheinlander restaurant. This cookbook was produced in a limited window before Chef Mager's death. All of these fucking slap.

[ladyvean]

For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!

[kaelio]

just to be clear

[unpretty]

will anything ever make me feel as dumb as staring at a toggle that says "on" and trying to figure out if it means that the toggle is currently on or that this is the toggle you hit if you want it to be on

[tolerateit]

f the patriarchy matt 😭

[moonslust]

[synapple]

Some of my Pokémon hot takes

[best-of-memes]

[saintsideways]

this one’s a keeper

[1-800-i-love-you]

I have queued this since June 19th

[aggravatedvincevaughn]

Me as a husband

[thatsthat24]

[panda-charlotka]

It’s just like that one episode of Gumball in which they didn’t know what Nicole wanted them to celebrate

[satellite-delight]

51.371554, -1.779949

56.679857,12.813339

51.60781,-2.386094

41.304533, -81.901683

50.835601, 4.424613

37.621621, -122.407994

[teathattast]

[tunashei]

I love desire paths. There's something so wonderous about seeing an echo of humanity. Depending on it's location, a desire path can mean so many different things.

In a city, like the pic above, they represent rebellion, and efficiency. The messiness of humanity. We like to imagine we're oh so logical and neat so we design our cities to be logical and neat an then real humans literally trample on that idea. The ego required to think you can design something perfect that checks every box. Life is all about compromise and patching stuff when some new problem arises. Though people have certainly tried! Ohio state univeristy let students carve their desire paths, and then paved them over. It looks pretty artsy.

Some people will try to discourage desire paths, but this is almost always going to fail.

Eventually, people just have to accept them. Humans are too dang stubborn.

Certain desire paths are just adorable. A 0.5 second time saver. You just can't design for maximum efficiency, humans will always find shortcuts!

Though on occasion a desire path can actually be the least efficient way...especially if you're superstitious.

In a wilder area, such as below, they show us the curiosity of humans. A desire path somewhere natural often tells you there's something interesting just ahead. (Though remember some ecosystems are fragile and will suffer if trampled! Stick to paths in these sorts of areas)

And how about desire stairs? I always think these look so cool. We get see humans determination to climb, to traverse every kind of terrain.

And for something really crazy...a desire path used for centuries will create a 'holloway'

All of these pics are off the Desirepath subreddit, check them out for more examples! And many thanks to the users who submitted these photos.

[thenatsdorf]

[madam-secret-goat]

[obfuscobble]

Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.