groundless, frivolous, and substantially vexatious

[liartownusa]

Forbidden Fitness with Musclemancer Kraig Diabolucci VHS cover

[doriandemoray]

i’m sorry, what?

[movielosophy]

Work From Home be like

[naoyukiko]

Why is this so accurate 😭😭😭

[mikkeneko]

i just got this comment over on twitter and honestly i think this is one of my favorite things that has ever been said to me about writing

[mikkeneko]

#THE MAGIC WORD PERSON TYPICALLY ALSO WANTS TO SHAKE THEMSELVES UNTIL THE STORIES FALL OUT

truer words never spoken

[mxtxdoodles]

lwj doesn’t like wwx

(from this by @incorrectwuji)

[thebootydiaries]

beekeeper:*keeps bees*

bees:*is keep*

[gif87a-com]

[themayoqueen]

me vs. life

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

[dunkstein]

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

[foxy-nerdy]

It’s never to early to start the life of an armored adventurer.

[systlin]

HER TEENY MAIL SHIRT

[charlesoberonn]

“Explain Freud’s structural model of the psyche”

[anakin-slytalker]

Me as a lawyer: “Your honor, when does the Law and Order theme song play, or do we have to hum it ourselves?”

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[illegalities-blog]

[motiya]

[the-perks-of-eating-pussy]

this is such a good idea

[nnylakk-deactivated20200901]

wow, yes.