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*checks calendar* hmmm today is Roleplay As a Horse Day
*breaths heavily from the nose* HRRRNF..SNNFF
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pretty boy isn’t an insult. even if you sneer it at someone while pointing a gun at them and demanding their wallet, you’re still complimenting them. you’re just doing it with homoerotic hostility. fruit on fruit violence. why don’t you buy them flowers with their money that you just stole.
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
no tagging system. no warnings. you go into these fanfics blind as a shrew and you either get what you came for or you get dumped in media res in the middle of a scene you dont want to read no in between motherfuckers
My last piece of sanders sides fanart of 2020
Thank you to all people in the fandom for being great and making this year better
today i offer you modern au zagreus….tomorrow? who knows
the room i live in was originally supposed to be a storage closet, so every 15 minutes the motion sensitive light turns off and this happens
the flailing keeps me humble
good morning to the losers who check tumblr like a newspaper each morning and yes by losers i mean me
I don't want to read the news of our impending doom, I want to see memes of the news of our impending doom.
we’re here for the newspaper cartoons, not the words
if my choices to get news are twitter or destiel memes I’m taking the destiel memes every time
merry christmas im going to kill my father
might fuck around and start putting the comma in the year
August 16th 2,020
Ooooooo I don’t like that
don’t ever dumb yourself down for people. don’t end long thought processes with a dismissive “if that made any sense haha..” or an “i guess” or a “but idk!” speak your mind, truth, and heart and don’t water yourself down for anyone. your message will be received and understood by those it is meant for, and if not, people who truly care will ask for clarification. you are allowed to have complex thoughts. you dont need to earn your right to speak
“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]
[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]
Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.
Me as a father
this is so pure
Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.
Everything about this video makes me happy.
No, but seriously. If whenever you get up from wherever you start to feel faint, get palpitations, get numb, get nauseous, get light-headed and/or literally feel your blood drop to your feet, check the symptoms of Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome.
Also add more salt to your diet lol. With or without the POTS unless you have hypertension in which case I’d be more cautious.
Actually, it’s not just that you can reblog this. I want people to reblog this.
My poor mom went by years without knowing why the fuck she was having all these debilitating symptoms.
All it took was me making her add some more salt to her diet and have an isotonic drink daily and she IMMEDIATELY (as in, less than an hour) stopped feeling faint whenever she got up from kneeling down and her hair is slowly falling off less and less.
She used to need at least 5 minutes to recover from kneeling down and now she kneels down and stands up like it’s nothing. Even her joint pain from EDS and brain fog have improved tremendously and she has much more energy.
It’s not normal to always get dizzy when you kneel down and then get up, or when you get up from bed or a chair.
It’s not normal for any of that to make you light-headed or nauseous, or get blurry vision, headaches or palpitations.
It’s not normal for your body to suck at regulating its temperature and for your heart rate to go insane if you’re just mildly stressed.
It’s not normal to want to be active and “productive” but be unable to get your body to do anything so you just lay there, or if you manage to get anything done, you’ll need a whole week to recover.
It’s not normal to be tremendously tired all the time no matter how much you rest and sleep, even if people think you’re just “lazy”.
I’m pointing all these things out as abnormal because chronically ill people tend to not realize that our symptoms are symptoms.
Our individual bodies are the only bodies we’ve experienced and since most of us don’t look any different from others and aren’t taken seriously when we complain of any ailment, we assume our symptoms happen to everyone. They do not.
People with no physical conditions (at least not impairing ones such as being a bit short-sighted) do not have their bodies make life difficult for them, unless they’re temporarily ill. But we are ill ALL the time.
Take yourself seriously. Doctors and healthy people already don’t, so if you don’t take yourself seriously, who will?
If your body is making life difficult for you, there’s probably something going on with it, and if it persists and nothing makes it go away, it may be a chronic illness.
POTS can develop in previous healthy people after a Covid infection. If you have had Covid recently or know someone who has, please keep this in mind.
Continue✨ Keep going✨
This is like a very gentle and supportive version of Shia Lebouf’s “just do it”
💕✨ And you are wonderfully made ✨💕
For everyone. Hang on. Continue. Next year will be better. Happy happy happy happy holidays my friends.
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