[sour-echinacea]

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

[cringepics]

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[um-jammer-tranny]

the path to a fat ass and bountiful tits is paved in meals you should let me cook for you

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[imsoofuckingsad]

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[cutecipher]

99% of users on tumblr are some sort of gay as fuck animal

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[delsinsfire]

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[moved-please-leave-me-alone]

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

[tpwrtrmnky]

How to modify D&D 5E to play just about anything

Go to a game store

Navigate to the dungeons and dragons section

Turn your head approximately five degrees either to the left or to the right

The books on these shelves are also tabletop roleplaying games. Many of them already have exactly what you're not getting from D&D 5E